-You can call me milk because I�ll do your body good.
-Excuse me. I�ve forgotten how to take off my pants. Do you think you can help?
-Would you be impressed if I stuck my tongue out and licked my eyebrows?
-I�ve finally met a Playboy model...
-Do you want an Australian kiss? It�s just like a French kiss, but it�s down under!
-You�re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear!
-I�ve got $10!
-You must be hot because I am burning up.
-Baby, you�re my rose in a garden of weeds.
-I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
-Are you an angel, or are you just here for sex?
-I have a credit card.
-I have no tan lines.
-You daddy must be a terrorist �cause girl you da bomb!
-What were you doing in my dreams last night?-Do you eat a lot of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious!
-You make my software into hardware!
-Do I make you horny?
-Your so hot you need oven mits!
-It�s your silence that captivates me....
-Excuse me? I couldn�t help but notice how beautiful you look...
-Are you afraid of snakes?
-Ouch! Sweetheart your smile�s so sweet you just gave me a cavity.
-You�re so hot, you make my teeth sweat!
-Would you kiss me on our first date?
-When I got shocked by your appearance, my hair wasn�t the only thing that went up.
-I must be in heaven because you�re an angel!
-Somebody call the cops. It�s got to be against the law to look that good.
-My friend�s nickname is Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
-Hey, what winks and screws like a tiger? (wink, wink)
-Here�s my library card �cause I�m definitely checking you out.
-Would you like to play a game of hide the penis?
-You know, I�m only using pimping as a stepping stone to my rap career.
-Do you have a twin sister?(She replies, "No.") Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.
-So, do you wanna screw, or do I owe you an apology?
-Hi, are you here to meet a nice man, or will I do?
-I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
-I�ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it�s time to see if I�m right.
-I don�t know what you think of me, but I hope it�s X-rated.
-I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
-I have had a really bad day, and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
-I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away!
-I was just curious. Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
-If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"
-If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
-Are my undies showing? ("No.") "Would you like them to?"
-Are you busy tonight at 2 a.m.?
-As you walk by, turn around and say, "Excuse me, did you just touch my butt?" "No." "Damn!"
-At the laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
-Congratulations! You�ve been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in This Room," and the grand prize is a night with me!
-My last name is "Visa," because I�m everywhere you want to be!
-Hi, my name is.......remember it, you'll be screaming it out later.
-I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
