mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender is livid and says to the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, What has the stupid idiot done now? says the patron. "Well he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table...whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, well I hope it kills him because he is driving me nuts." says the patron who then finishes his drink and leaves. Two weeks later the same guy comes back in with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink the monkey finds a grape on the bar. He grabs the grape, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disguisted (As anyone would be). "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "What now?" says the patron. "Well he stuck a grape up his butt, pulled it out and then he ate it." says the bartender. "Well what did you expect?" replied the patron. "Ever since he ate the damn cue ball he's been measuring everything first!!!!"
