Taking his seat on the toilet, the guy saw the forbidden buttons. Naturally, he was curious. The buttons were labelled WW, WA, PP, and, in red, ATR. "What the hell,"he thought to himself. "I've got to see what really happens in here..."
He pressed the first button, and a stream of warm water (WW) sprayed in his bottom! He was impressed. With a sigh of relaxation, he pressed the next button; a rush of warm air (WA) dried his butt. It was great! Like a little boy opening presents, he pressed the next button, and then his butt was powder puffed (PP). It really felt refreshing. Then he looked at the red button and paused. Why was the button red? "Only one way to find out," he thought as he pressed the button labeled "ATR."
Immediately after pressing the red button, the guy blacked out. He awoke in a hospital room. It was a simple room, with just a bed, a table, and a blue Igloo cooler. To his surprise, the man also saw the lady who had let him use the bathroom. She shook her head and muttered,
"You just had to press the buttons." A nurse walked into the room, and the guy immediatley asked her what had happened. The nurse explained, "Here's the situation. The red button you pressed stood for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is in that Igloo cooler."
