2.) We can scare our male bosses with mysterious gynocological disorders.
3.) Taxi's stop for us.
4.) We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing,
5.) No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the speedo.
6.) We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7.) If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8.) We can congratulate our female teammate without ever touching her ass...
9.) We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10.) We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11.) If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
12.) We will never regret piercing our ears.
13.) There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
14.) We can make fun of how silly men are in their presence because they aren't really listening anyways.
15.) We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
