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1-Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2-Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop. 3-Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! 4-Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 5-Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie. 6-Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. 7-Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before? 8-Darn, there go the lights again... 9-"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em. 10-Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens! 11-Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.. 12-What's this doing here? 13-I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.. 14-That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?! 15-I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses. 16-Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all. 17-Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right? 18-Anyone see where I left that scalpel? 19-And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape. 20-This patient has already had some kids, am I correct? 21-Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card? 22-Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 23-What do you mean "You want a divorce"! 24-She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!! 25-FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!! 26-Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing 27-Nurse, can I take my chocolate milk and comic book break now? |
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