Things You Don't Want To Hear Durring Surgery
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1-Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
2-Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.
3-Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
4-Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
5-Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.
6-Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
7-Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
8-Darn, there go the lights again...
9-"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.
10-Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
11-Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..
12-What's this doing here?
13-I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..
14-That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
15-I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
16-Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
17-Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
18-Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
19-And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
20-This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
21-Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
22-Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
23-What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
24-She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
25-FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!
26-Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing
27-Nurse, can I take my chocolate milk and comic book break now?
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