- Bathers will kindly refrain from eating the soap
- Persons found not wearing birthday suits while bathing will be asked to leave the room
- If there is a ring in the bathtub, please answer it
- Guests towels are to be used by guests. Non-guests will please dry their hands on their clothing
- Singing in the shower is allowed, but dancing is frowned upon
- Please remove rubber ducky after each bath
