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A man gets a call from the police saying that his wife was in a bad car accident, and the cop wants him to go to the hospital.  The man goes and meets with the doctor. The doctor says,"I have very bad news for you, your wife has been in an accident and is now paralyzed from the neck down. You will have to feed her, bathe her, clothe her, and change her for she will have no control over her bladder. In other words, YOU will have to be HER slave "  The man starts crying hysterically, and the doctor then tells him,"I'm just screwin' with ya, she's dead!"
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