2- Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4- Hey, you must have been doing at least 125 to keep up with me...good job!
5- I thought you had to be in relativly good shape to be a police officer.
6- I was gonna be a cop, but I decided to inish high school instead.
7- You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
8- Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
9- Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
10- Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.
11- Is it true that people become cops because they are too stupid to work at McDonalds?
12- I pay your salary...!
13- So, uh, you on the take or what?
14- Gee officer, thats terific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
15- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
16- I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there are no other cars around, thats how far they are ahead of me.
17-What do you mean 'have I been drinking'? You are the trained specialist.
18- Hey is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
19- Hey can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
20- Well, when I reached down to grab my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake and gas pedal, forcing me to accellerate out of control.
