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| Disclaimer: The following comments are excerpts from conversations with several different individuals. Each is taken out of context and cumulatively is meant solely for your amusement, entertainment and viewing pleasure. CresentSunt19: I swear to god, if I were a lesbian, I'd fuck you CresentSunt19: *I'd fuck ur brains out Halo Kibblez: can i hold your boobs??? pllllleeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssseeeeeee!!!! En98na: Because you'll probably yell at me for getting it when you see what it is. Dave41684: no i wont En98na: Yes you will. Its a giant didlo. Dave41684: ewww Dave41684: lol En98na: Wow... I can't even spell that haha Dave41684: its dildo Dave41684: lol En98na: thank you lol... sorry, I'm not proficient with those - I don't need them haha Dave41684: niether do i En98na: there's always a first time for everythign Dave41684: im all set Dave41684: exit only En98na: lol, I know, I'm teasing En98na: I'm sure that's what Ducky said, too En98na: 'til he missed. Dave41684: haha En98na: twice. Dave41684: i dont miss En98na: No, that you don't. En98na: and I'm not pretty enough altogether CresentSunt19: ur boobs are big, u have a perky ass, and ur very pretty HockeyCom14: kyle andre said perverted things about me and u En98na: like what En98na: and when did he say them HockeyCom14: like 2 days ago HockeyCom14: i told him we were going to prom HockeyCom14: and he was like HockeyCom14: "gerry.... HockeyCom14: if u get in her pants u are the luckiest man alive: HockeyCom14: and then something like any lachapelle is awesome" BILL AQUA: I love you Cyn, plain and simple. Nothing really to think about. Just wing it, i do it all the time. HockeyCom14: ur butt is not fake En98na: how would you know? HockeyCom14: cuz i can tell En98na: lol HockeyCom14: im an ass expert HockeyCom14: we can live together and make babies! HockeyCom14: i mean En98na: lol HockeyCom14: buy groceries BILL AQUA: take a nice look in the mirror and u shall see.... The king of all nice asses!!! An ass that puts all other asses to shame. CYN'S ASS! En98na: LOL BILL AQUA: in fact im gonna find that picture of u on MSN so i can look at your godly ass! En98na: OMG BILL AQUA: but really im j/k. im not peverted En98na: ya you are, you know it LOL En98na: wanna know what sounds sexy... I just saw it in a quiz: making out in the rain HockeyCom14: it does HockeyCom14: ill try with u sometime BILL AQUA: they dont do the things i like to do En98na: I don't do the things you like to do En98na: Think about if we never started talking BILL AQUA: yea u do En98na: like what? BILL AQUA: makeout BILL AQUA: lol En98na: LOL En98na: ok... you've got a point RollTide1311: i could have had someone castrate me and i would have had more fun than last time [Junior Prom] BILL AQUA: just got back from work BILL AQUA: mardi gras night En98na: did any of your elderly friends follow the Mardi Gras tradition? BILL AQUA: yea BILL AQUA: beads BILL AQUA: old people flashing, you know the routine En98na: so you got to see a bunch of old-lady boobies lol BILL AQUA: yes BILL AQUA: u shouldve came En98na: I'm sure that was the highlight of your night BILL AQUA: we needed a teen striper En98na: haha!! lol BILL AQUA: some under the table work, wink wink RollTide1311: its not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean RollTide1311: which may be true but it takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat En98na: lol, I wanna ride his waves RollTide1311: thats fuckin disgusting HockeyCom14: go to bed! En98na: lol, good night Ger, sweet dreams HockeyCom14: or join me in bed and we can be buddies BILL AQUA: they were talking about goign down on people in nip Tuck En98na: ohh!! FUN! :-D BILL AQUA: this one guy was having bad luck so his pal told him to do the Alphabet BILL AQUA: ill have to try that one day BILL AQUA: lol En98na: lol, the alphabet or numbers BILL AQUA: letters BILL AQUA: A BILL AQUA: B BILL AQUA: C En98na: but you know something though.. it takes too damned long that way BILL AQUA: not if u do it fast HockeyCom14: guess what En98na: what, you've grown 4 inches since i saw you last night? HockeyCom14: i wish HockeyCom14: in more than 1 way HockeyCom14: me piace bene sesso HockeyCom14: e tu? En98na: non, desole monsieur. HockeyCom14: mi non capisco. En98na: lol, you like sex, eh? HockeyCom14: is that what u said or are u asking what i said En98na: i'm asking what you said En98na: sesso... HockeyCom14: i want good sex |
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