Annoy Me!

• Ask me what they teach us at the university. First ask me this, then tell me that everbody can 'do computer stuff'. Computer engineering is all about Word and Excel. And I can tell you all of it in 15 minutes. We have to study 4 years to learn how to use Word, everybody knows that.
• Sneak behind and ask a question aloud. I don't really concentrate on anything and I don't mind people shouting down my ear. I actually enjoy it.
• Sneak behind and tap on my shoulder. And repeat it if possible. I don't mind you being too close or actually touching my body at all.
• Speak very quietly. Even whisper. So that I can't understand what you are saying. Also be very ambiguous if possible. I don't have anything else to do other than understanding what you're saying so it's very natural that I should spend a lot of effort for it.
• Keep telling me you're coming in 5 minutes. And make me wait for an hour. Meeting you is the most important thing in the world and I will wait a week if you keep telling.
• Behave emotional. Change attitude every hour. I like a change of pace. Besides, I always feel the same way you do. So, I will understand.
• Insist that I adopt a particular tool/method/whatever. I don't understand if you say it once and I don't have ideas of my own. So if you told me once, keep telling me until I do what you like. It's your life, after all.