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Misfortunate Muck

 

Written by: Chorins96

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Author's Notes: I'm boring. I can't think of anything. Anyway, Cee is going to post this chapter even though it is not entirely done. I have chapters 4 and 5 to go but as always, I get ahead of myself.

 

Disclaimer: I do not have anything to do with the Author of the screech owls even though he was very kind to sign some things for me when I met him the other day.

 

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"Hey," Nish exclaimed gleefully "Barf Bags!" showed Travis the bag and he groaned inwardly.

 

Nish was thinking up another scheme. Travis could only wonder what it would be this time.  Nish found one in the glove department on the back of the seat ahead of them. He imagined he had one too. It wouldn't take long for Nish to ask for that one too. Travis sighed and stared out the window. Travis would have preferred the middle seat but he knew that Nish hated heights. He just took it to prevent Nish from having another, "I'm gonna hurl!" attack. Travis loved the way the Atlantic Ocean looked below. The way that it glimmered in the moonlight. There was hardly a cloud in the sky and Travis could see for miles. The airplane had just left the Canadian boarder. It hasn't been a long time since Travis saw the lights of Halifax glowing off in the distance. The screech owls were now flying over international waters.

 

"Can I have yours?" Nish asked Travis. Travis was right. He looked at his watch. "Only thirty seconds. Must be a new record for predicting Nish's brain," Travis thought to himself.

 

"Go ahead," Travis said not really caring.

 

"Thanks," Nish said opening up the glove department in front of Travis and taking the other barf bag. Then Nish spun around and said to Sara, "Can I have your barf bag?"

 

"What?" Liz asked who was on the other side of Sara.

 

"Barf Bag?" reached around his seat and opened the glove department. He reached in the glove department and showed it to Sarah.

 

"Barf bag," Nish proclaimed.

 

"Have it," Sara said. Nish immediately took Sarah's barf bag and put it with his and the one he got from Travis.

 

"Jenny?" Nish said with his best puppy dog face.

 

"Say Please." Jenny said

 

"Please," Nish smiled.

 

Jenny huffed and opened the glove department. She reached in and shoved the bag into Nish's waiting hands. Nish grinned and snatched the bag away from Jenny.

 

"Grabby,' Nish complained. Travis was intrigued.

 

"What exactly are you going to do with all of these barf bags?"

 

Nish grinned back." Well, you're going to hafta wait because S.E.C.R.E.A.T," Nish yelled out like a cheerleader at a school prep rally.

 

Travis knew what was up. Nish had come up with another insane plan. Travis could only wonder what is would be this time. Knowing Nish, Travis could only imagine what the crazy twelve year old from Tamarack could come up with. He just hoped, for once, that they would have a normal tournament. But with Nish along, Travis knew that there was a greater chance of him making the NHL then Nish behaving himself.

 

"I can hardly wait." Travis said.

 

Travis looked around and saw all the people on the airplane looking at them. He knew why. It was Nish. It was always Nish. Travis knew full well that Nish was was the most insane twelve year old in Tamarck. In all of Ontario. In all of Canada. Heck, he might be the most insane twelve-year old in the entire common wealth.

 

People eventually turned their attention away from the two pee wee hockey players. Travis sighed. Nish always found a way to humiliate him in one way or another. Nish was always in the center of attention for some reason or another. And more often then not, it was for the wrong reasons. But for once, Travis wanted the spotlight. Sure, the captain 'C' gave him attention but for some reason it wasn't enough. He didn't even know why he had the captain C. Something inside of Travis made him want more. To be the star. Be the team’s most valuable player like Sara and Nish on his good days.

 

Travis settled down and looked at the smooth ocean below and flipped on a headset to listen what music they had to offer to listen to. Travis looked at the selection. It was all elevator music or what Nish liked to call it, music for women in the mid - life crisis. Travis didn't mind it as much as Nish but in his mind, it was no Bryan Adams. Travis put on the headphones and looked over to see what Nish was currently doing. Nish was currently taking a barf bag from where Muck was sitting. Muck was up going to the washroom. Nish smiled as he held his five barf bags. He opened up one and smiled at Travis stupidly. "I'm going to need a trial run."

 

"Great. Just great. What is it going to be now?" Travis asked himself knowing that Nish was up to no good. But what else should be expected? That Nish actually behaves himself on a trip? That was unheard of. Travis looked over to see what Nish was currently up to. Nish then decided to suck in a large amount of air and pretended to make a huge hurl.

 

"Nish," Travis started. "You wanted all those barf bags just so you can pretend to hurl?"

 

"Of course not Trav," Nish said. "You think I'd go through that much pain just to hurl."

 

Sarah laughed at the sound at Nish in pain. "You wouldn't know pain if it came up to you and bit you on your shoulder pad."

 

Nish gave a nice sarcastic laugh back at Sarah and said to Travis.” My, you are curious my dear friend, but you are going to have to wait on this one."

 

Travis sighed. There was no changing Nish. That was for sure. Just as Travis was tuning out to the elevator music and Nish's hurling, a female flight attendant picked up a microphone at the front of the main aisle before the door that separated first class and coach and announced to everyone on a phone and blared on the speakers in the ceiling of the airplane and said, " Attention everyone. Air Canada has once again over booked.

 

Travis immediately perked up. "Where had I heard this before?" Travis thought. "Of course. The Simpson’s! When Bart and Lisa got to go to first class." Travis didn't know if everything on the Simpons was true but he was sure going to find out for himself."

 

Immediately, Travis stood up and headed towards the front of the airplane.

 

What ya doing Trav?" Nish asked always curious still clutching on to the four unused barf bags.

 

"Simpsons," Travis responded.

 

"Huh?" Nish said standing up following as he walked to the front of the plane. Nish knew what the Simpsons were. They were a cartoon sitcom that was shown on the Fox network every Sunday at eight p.m. Travis was starting to think that this team was like the Simpsons. Except he didn't know who he would be. Nish was Bart and Sarah would be Lisa. Mr. Dillinger could be Homer but Travis. Who could he be? The cat? Snowball II?

 

"Huh?" Nish said again standing up following right behind Travis. "Travis....." Nish said still clutching on to the barf bags.

 

"The first three people to reach the front of the aisle will be move up to first class with a personalized tour to the plane," the stewardess announced.

 

Immediately everyone rushed to where the stewardess was standing. Muck was up as well, going to the washroom, happened to be also near the front of the aisle. Travis looked around and saw that the three closest people to the stewardess were him, and Nish, still clutching onto his three remaining barf bags.

 

Travis looked up at the young stewardess and blushed. She was drop dead beautiful. Travis saw this immediately. He just hoped that Muck and especially not Nish noticed this. She was at least in his mid twenties but to a twelve year old like Travis, she might as well have been a hundred. Travis’ chances of her even noticing hi ran around the area of slim to none.

 

“Why hello there little guy,” she said smiling down at Travis. Travis hated this. She was treating him like he was young enough to be her son. Travis’s height, or lack of it, bothered him before, but never like this. The only thing that he could find good about being the shortest member of the screech owls is that he could still order off the happy value menu at McDonalds without getting an evil look from the cahiers. Well, that was until Nish decided to start a food fight and the entire screech owls team got banned from Tamaracks only fast food joint.

 

“Hi,” Travis said.

 

The stewardess then looked at Nish and then Muck. Travis noticed that she gave a little smile to Muck and surprisingly, Muck smiled back. Immediately Travis knew that this was going to be a trip like no other.

 

“Hello gentlemen,” the stewardess announced and she opened a door motioning them to follow her, “Welcome to first class.”

 

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