Heck, if Geocities is going to give me 10 megabytes, I might as well fill them up! These wavs will stay here until I need the space. (They should be here quite a while, then!)
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A non-descript, alphabetical listing of wavs is here.
Ren and Stimpy wavs:
ASKDOCTR"Ask Doctor Stupid" bedroom Stimpy: "Your'e just tense. You need the kind of relaxation that only the bedroom of next Tuesday can provide." BRAINOUTSven: "What's that?" Stimpy: "Oh, that's just my brain. It's always falling out." buttox Powdered Toast Man: "Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!" by4nowStimpy: "Bye for now." crazy Ren: "What? Are you crazy?" dahello Stimpy: "Duh, hello." NOSSIRHorse: "No sir, I didn't like it."
Monty Python wavs:
ABUSE Abusive man: "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!" AndNow Man at Desk: "And now for something completely different." DEAD Peasant with cart: "Bring out your dead!" GOODIDEA King Arthur: "Good idea, oh Lord." God: "[Of] course it's a good idea!" INQUISI Cardinal: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" jehovah Priest: "Now look. No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah." kniggits French Knight: "I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King.' You and all your silly English knnnnniggits." ni One of the Knights who say "ni": "Ni" NOMORE French Knight: "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper." nudge Eric: "Is your wife a goer? Eh, know what I mean, nudge, nudge, say no more?" prejudic Man in the Street: "I think there should be more race prejudice. Less, less race prejudice." TAUNT2French Knight: "Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a." TAUNT3French Knight: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy wavs
defined Majikthize: "That's right. We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty." eddie Eddie: "Hi there, this is Eddie, your shipboard computer." Facts Majikthize and Vroomfondel: "What we demand is solid facts" "No we don't, that's precisely what we don't demand." "Oh. We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts." Hey_doll Arthur (quoting Zaphod): "Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me; I'm from a different planet." JobsatisMarvin: "Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they order me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't" [I don't think he says this line right. Oh, well.] LegalArthur: "Ever see anything like that before?" Ford: "Not when I've been in a legal state of mind." marv2 Marvin: "Life. Don't talk to me about life." Trillian Trillian (radio version) "...i repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. Please relax." [This wav was originally called P(x), but geocities wouldn't let me upload it with that name.]
Star Trek wavs
DeadJimMcCoy: "He's dead, Jim." (duh) energize Kirk: "Energize." Scotty: "Energizing." [Beam up sound] impressed Khan: "I am...impressed." logic Spock: "Dazzling display of logic."
Blake's 7 wavs ["What the heck is that?" you ask? Even if you aren't familiar with Blake's 7, you may find these wavs useful in chatrooms.]
confirm Zen: "Confirmed." down Blake: "Down and safe." forever Vila: "I plan to live forever, or die trying." ihate Vila: "I hate personal violence. Especially when I'm the person." insane Avon: "I thought you were probably insane." opinion Vila: "I'm entitled to my opinion." Avon: "It is your assumption that we are entitled to it as well that is irritating." thought Slave: "Thought is beyond my humble capacities, master." wrong1 Dayna "Don't you ever get bored of being right?" Avon: "Just with the rest of you being wrong." [originally called "wrong"]
Miscelleneous wavs
AGESEXCute widdle kid's voice: "I don't care how old you are, and you can't have sex with me." alive Frankenstein: "She's alive! Alive!" ambitions ?: "His mad ambitions and desires threaten every woman possessing an attractive body." AMPHETIMFrom "Airplane": "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetimines." anticipDr. Frankenfurter: "I see you shiver with anticip...pation." ANYKEYHomer Simpson: "To start press any key. Where's the any key?" bap
(a man is hit} "oo-uh!" bban02 Lizardo: "Laugh while you can, monkey boy." BondRoger Moore: "My name's Bond. James Bond." BrbHAL: "Just one moment please." button Sexy voice: "Ooooh! Push that button!" charm Merlin: "Anal nathrach uthas bethod dochiel dienday" [This wav, like HALMIND, takes up way too much space. Anyone know how to condense wavs? E-mail me at [email protected].] Clothes? : "I really gotta get you outta those clothes." DAFACTBill Murray: "That's da fact, Jack!" DiesBasil Fawlty: "Please try to understand before one of us dies." (Very hand for chat rooms.) DON? : "And there we leave Don Quixote, sitting on his ass, until tomorrow at the same time." ExcellntBill and Ted: "Excellent! {mini guitar solo)" exterminate Dalek: "Exterminate!" finger From "Airplane": "Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!" fluids From "Dr. Strangelove" : "I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!" GLUEFrom "Airplane" : "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." HALMINDHAL: "My mind is going. There is no question about it. I'm afraid." IDIOTA-1(Song): "You are an idiot! Ha ha ha (etc)" INCONCVFrom "The Princess Bride": "Inconceivable!" iknowur Argument with Pee Wee: "I know you are but what am I?" "You're a nerd." "I know you are," etc. [Remind you of snerts?] KUNGFUFT (Song): "Everybody was Kung Fu fighting." KlaatuKlaatu: "Klaatu barada nikto." MARRS(From a song(from a movie)): "Mars....needs...women...." MONGO2Mongo (from "Blazing Saddles"): "Mongo like candy." MONGO3Mongo: "Mongo only pawn in game of life." MYPRETTYWicked Witch: "I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too. Ahahaha!" MakMyDay Dirty Harry: "Go ahead, make my day." Melting Wicked Witch: "You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting, melting!" NEENER Squeaky Voice: "Neener neener neener." OH-EE-OH "Oh ee oh, oh ee oh" no From "Airplane" : "Captain! Maybe we should put on the search lights now." "No. That's just what they'll be expecting us to do." nohelp Woman Computer Voice: "There is no help on that topic. You're on your own." ORGASMWoman: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" PB011From "The Princess Bride" : "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'T would be a pity to damage yours." planet10 Lizardo: "Where are we going?" Lectroids: "Planet 10!" Lizardo: "When?" Lectroids: "Real soon!" point Bogart: "It smokes, it drinks, it philosophizes. At this rate, I'll be 60 before you get to the point." PWHAHAPee Wee: "Ha ha! Hehe!" pushed Number 6: "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed, or numbered! My life is my own." reality1 Super-Chicken: "Actually in reality I am Super-Chicken!"[originally called "reality", but I have another wav with that name] SMEGHEAD Kryten: "You're a complete and total smeghead." SNERTSAW Chipmunk voice: "Oh no! A Snert!" (chainsaw, screams) stupid Otto: "Don't call me stupid." Yeahbaby Austin: "Yeah, yeah baby (laughs)" yesss2 Woman Computer Voice: "Yes, Great One? How may this most humble servant assist you?"
