Everyone knows that the food pyramid was created by the agricultural industry. What no one knows before now, and which I have only just discovered, is an even more insidious plot, a plot to keep us docile and powerless. I'm talking about sleep overdose.

We have all heard that we ought to get eight hours of sleep. This has been the traditional, common knowledge. More recently, it has been "scientifically shown" that the amount of sleep an individual requires is variable, and a given individual may need anywhere from 6 to 9 hours of sleep. The best way to hide a lie is to conceal it within truths. Yes, the amount of sleep an individual needs varies from person to person. Yes, it can be less than 8 hours. But the truth is this: people actually only need from 3 to 5 hours of sleep! Any more than this, and you are getting too much!

You may have heard that there are different levels of sleep. This is true. Two of the more important levels are deep sleep and REM sleep. During deep, dreamless sleep, the body restores itself. During REM sleep, we dream, and REM sleep is thought to help with learning and the integration of your memories from the previous day. During sleep, you cycle through the levels of sleep, each cycle lasting about two to three hours. To get the full benefit from sleep, you need to go through each level, i.e. either REM sleep deprivation or deep sleep deprivation is unhealthy. But you only need one or two of these cycles a night!

So what are the consequences of sleep overdose? You will lose your psychic sensitivity. Many people today still don't believe in psychic abilities, due partially to the media, but also to the fact that they are getting more than 6 hours of sleep a day! However, once you start getting only 3 to 5 hours a sleep a day (never more than 5!) you will begin to feel your own psychic abilities emerging. You will be able to feel the emotions of other people towards you. You will be able to know when someone doesn't like you. You will be able to hear in their voices when they are lying to you; when they say one thing and mean something else.

Psychologists paid by the establishment will say "psychic powers do not exist." They always insist upon that. They will say "this is paranoia brought on by sleep deprivation. You really should be getting 6 to 8, possibly even 9 hours of sleep a day." What we know to be psychic sensitivity, they call paranoia. They will say "your anxiety is caused by lack of sleep." It is not anxiety, it is the opposite of the docile state they want to put you in! The people who secretly run the world have known for decades, perhaps even centuries, that people truly only need 3 to 5 hours of sleep. The plot to keep the truth hidden must be at least as old as the "conventional wisdom" which told us to get 8 hours of sleep. To become free, you must sleep less, not more!

(The above is a satire. It is only a satire. If it had been a true conspiracy theory, you would have been told where to go and what to do. If you even halfway believed it, even for a moment, seek professional help. And get some sleep!) Back