You know its a hot day in Australia when:
The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
Hot water comes out of both taps.
You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.
You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.
You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.
Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying
hard-boiled eggs.
The cows are giving evaporated milk.
The trees are whistling for the dogs.
While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the carpark.
You catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep during the night.
You pray that your train will have air-conditioning, and if it doesn't, waiting an extra 15 minutes for one is worth it.
