20 Reasons Why Women Should Call It A Night
1.
You have absolutely no idea where your bag is
2.
You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling
your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around
3.
You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe that you could do it too
4.
In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like
Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago
5.
You drop your 3:00am kebab on the floor (which you're eating even
though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it
6.
You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much
7.
There are less than three hours before you're due to start work
8.
You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you
9.
The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher
10.
The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming
11.
Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so
you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically
sexy
12.
You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley
13.
You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving you just lemonade but that's just because you can no longer taste the vodka
14.
You think you're in bed but the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor
15.
You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but..."
16.
You fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when you sit on it
17.
Your hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves
18.
You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be standing) and take a quick nap
19.
You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink
20.
You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight
