| Name: J-BOMB |
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| Age: old enough to know better and too young to care. |
| Height: A sky-rocketing 6'7"(on phone books). |
| Weight: An Earth-shattering 145lbs. |
| Turn-ons: Potbellies, Italian dames, anal-probin', rippin' out cat's whiskers, rockin-n-rollin all night and party'n everyday, smashing Pringles into Dirt's face, pulling Dirt's nose back, and kicking LoF's weak, homeless, ravin' ass. |
| Turn-offs: LoF, every girl LoF's been w/(except Veritee), girls w/bad feet, girls who don't want me, bands who claim to be Children In Heat, Sloppy Meateaters, and LoF. |
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