"Chewin The Phat"
By Mitch (Phatdaddy)
Seid
Most people like to come home or go out and grab a nice cold Beer. While I must admit there's nothing like an Ice Cold Beer when your really thirsty, there is another way to quench that thirst. This one comes served a little closer to room temperature. That's right folks, a slowly poured, never hurried pint of dark richness, Guinness! Not a Black and Tan or some other Bastardisation of this nutritious beverage. What can equal the site of a perfectly poured pint as it's first set down in front of you, hey don't you dare touch that pint until it finishes doing it's thing. The cascade, the head, the dark rich color and the flavournoids. That's right flavournoids, this stuff is damn good for you. It's also loaded with Iron and other goodies to complex to mention. Let me tell you none of those wimpy nutritional drinks can touch this stuff. Now lets move on to another aspect of the nectar of the gods. How's this for a little party recipe. Take one Cigar(preferably a Torpedo) add several pints of Guinness, toss in a few pals and serve at room temperature. Take it from Phatdaddy, this little combo rocks!
Now for those of you who don't make it out to a boozatorium on a regular basis, I've got that base covered to. Just walk into your favourite deli, market or whatever the hell you call it and grab a four pack of Guinness in a can. Now listen up students, it must be in a can, never a bottle. Why you ask, because only the can has a built in nitrogen charge which the bottles do not. Believe me this makes a big difference! By the way, if you're looking for a little boost on the Golf course or anywhere at all, look no farther. Guinness is the ticket. Well all this talk about this wonderful beverage has made the Phat Man mighty thirsty, I take it you can figure out where I'm headed. But before I go, a word to the wise. If you're just starting out on this road, take it easy. It takes some time to adjust to this brew, it packs a bit of a punch. But once you have become one of the chosen, you'll never look back.
Happy Drinken & Puffin
Phatdaddy