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He's as sharp as a beach ball.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
Everyone needs to be loved...especially when they do not deserve it.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Non nobis solum sed toti mundo nati. - Not for ourselves, but for the whole world were we born.
"If you are able to state a problem - any problem - then the problem can be solved." -- Dr. Edwin S. Land
EXPANSION SLOTS: The extra holes in your belt buckle.
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Of course I'm against sin; I'm against anything that I'm too old to enjoy.
I love the "swooshing" sound deadlines make as they go by.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.
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Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.
I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless of course I want to stay employed.
Loyalty isn't standing by someone when he's right... that's good judgement. Loyalty is standing by someone when he's wrong. -Susan Estrich
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. -Aristotle (384-322 BC) --Greek philosopher
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other: Are you all right? - No, I lost an electron! - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm positive!
Nuke the Gay Baby Whales!
Communism is man's exploitation of man. Capitalism is just the opposite.
Never trust a man with short legs. Brains too near their bottoms.
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
If it's stupid and works, then it ain't stupid!
When you're in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut!
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but when he stands at times of challenge and controversy. --Martin Luther King
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. -Oscar Wilde
Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver.
I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up. -Rodney Dangerfield
Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
Like an ox-cart driver in monsoon, one must sometimes go forward by going back.
Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not exist if they didn't exist.
How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new what was it improving on?
Integrity is like oxygen - The higher you go, the less there is of it.
She is not old � just well marinated. -Heinlein
A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there�s less of you.
Why do they report power outages on TV? - George Carlin
Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp... or what's a heaven for?-Robert Browning
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away!
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside.
The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson (1893-1971) --American lawyer
A cup of water with a friend is better than a feast alone.
The opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of my employer, not necessarily mine, and probably not necessary.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
There are two rules for ultimate success in life: 1. Never tell everything you know.
I've learned you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You may need to borrow money.
Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
Ah, yes politics. Poli- coming from the latin word meaning many, and tics- coming from the latin word meaning small blood sucking insects.
"Do not try to solve all life's problems at once -- learn to dread each day as it comes." --Donald Kaul