1. "Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom." - Thomas Jefferson 

2. "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." - S�ren Kirkegaard 

3. Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out." - John Wooden 

4. "No one can build her security on the nobleness of another person." - Willa Cather 

5. "Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours." - Orison Swett Marden 

6. "The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself." - Publilius Syrus 

7. "I wish you all the joy that you can wish." - William Shakespeare - Merchant of Venice 


 Vitality shows not only in the ability to persist, but in the
ability to start over.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

After pain is always a new opportunity. You can count on
it, like the day following the night.
- Anthony Robbins

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that
makes happiness.
- Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your
strength lies.
- Mother Teresa

none...
A friend is someone who knows 
the song in your heart 
and can sing it back to you 
when you have forgotten 
the words.

School...
Learning is ever in the freshness of its youth, even for the
old. - Aeschylus (525-456 BC) --Ancient Greek soldier,
playwright

Life's Quips...
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain
whales?

Military...
A monarch's neck should always have a noose around it - it keeps
him upright.
-Heinlein

Quotes...
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I
just beat people up. - Muhammed Ali (Cassius Clay) --American
boxer

Quotes...
Let us endeavour to live so that when we come to die even the
undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Quotes...
Please all, and you will please none. - Aesop (620-560 BC)
--Greek storyteller

Quotes...
To laugh often and much, to win the respect
of intelligent people and the affection of children,to earn the
appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false
friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others,
to leave the world a bit better, whether by a
healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed
social condition, to know even one life has
breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have
succeeded.-Ralph Waldo Emerson

One-Liners...
My opinion is neither copyrighted nor trademarked, and it's
price competitive. If you like, I'll trade for one of yours.

Words of Wisdom...
He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses
more; He who loses faith, loses all.

One-Liners...
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying, "No Hard Feelings."

Words of Wisdom...
Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell
you anything.

Webbies...
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed......Oh
wait, he does.

Life's Quips...
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.

Quotes...
Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not
know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. -
Seneca

Words of Wisdom...
Great spirits often meet violent opposition with mediocre minds
- Albert Einstein

Religious...
God made moms and it was good, God made little girls and it was
better, God made men, and said two out of three ain't bad!

Webbies...
LOG ON:Makin a wood stove hotter.

Military...
The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Friendship...
I've learned you should always leave loved ones with loving
words. You may need to borrow money.

Quotes...
Groucho Marx: 
"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his
mouth shut and his checkbook open."

Proverbs...
A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose. -
Farmers Almanac

Quotes...
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be
devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my
foot."
- Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)

One-Liners...
Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute ...
I'll find someone.

 The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human
being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind!
- William James

The vintage of wisdom is to know that rest is rust and that life
is love, laughter, and work.
- Elbert Hubbard

Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by
doubling our joy, and dividing our grief.
- Joseph Addison

But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in
the sunshine of life; and thanks to a benevolent
arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine.
- Thomas Jefferson

girls are like apples on trees-the best ones are at the top. boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that arent as good, but easy. so the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, are amazing. that is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy, the one who takes the chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday~