Politics... 
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims that he intends to eat until he eats them. 

Words of Wisdom...
No one means all he says and yet very few say all they mean. -
Henry Adams

Life's Quips...
Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the
misery of another. 

One-Liners...
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Life's Quips...
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are
any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -
Howard Aiken (1900-1972) --American Engineer, developed the
first computers for IBM

Put-Downs...
My knight in shining armor is lost in the woods and is too
stubborn to ask for directions.

One-Liners...
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved children? He just
adored the platter of little feet...

One-Liners...
I used to be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.

Love...
Don't frown because you never know who will fall in love with
your smile.

Love...
"Men are like fine wine; It's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something you would like
to have dinner with".

Work...
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they
do.

Growing Old...
The older I get, the better I was!

One-Liners...
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

"U.N. chief weapons inspector Hans Blix said that he might write a book about his search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. That's gonna be a fascinating read. 'Day one, we found nothing. Day two, we found nothing. Day three, nothing here.'" - Leno 

"Because of this latest outbreak of monkey pox caused by infected prairie dogs, health officials are warning people not to play or pet prairie dogs that are lying on the road or covered with sores. Well, there goes my weekend. I'm screwed." - Leno 

And Wrigley is coming out with a new Viagra chewing gum. It�s going to be called "Clinteen�. - Letterman 

Janet Reno said that this year she�s determined to find out who the smart ass is who sends her that Father�s Day card every year. - Leno 

"I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads."
35KB - Source: Male/Tony Soprano/The Sopranos 

"Despite what you've been told men love to cuddle after sex. But why does your head have to block the TV?"
48KB - Source: Male/Dennis Miller 

"You're a riot, you're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon cause that's where you're going."
58KB - Source: Male/Ralph Kramden/The Honeymooners 

The top of the hill is but the bottom of another mountain.

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken
winged bird that cannot fly.
- Langston Hughes

No one knows what he can do till he tries.
- Publilius Syrus

Success often comes to those who dare to act; it seldom
goes to the timid who are ever afraid of the consequences.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

Seems like every time history repeats itself  the price
doubles.

God often tries us with a little  to see what we would do
with a lot.

The more arguments you win the less friends you'll have.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
- Gilda Radner

Think highly of yourself because the world takes you at
your own estimate.

� Should I smile because we're friends -- or cry because that's all we'll ever be?
� Actually, I was winking at your friend, but I guess you're all right too. 
� If I had to pay to see you smile, I would work till my feet were bleeding. 
� You must be a collector's item -- I'm sure heaven only made one of you. 
� Are you cold? Cause you're the kind of person they would freeze to show the whole world in future generations. 
� I noticed you noticing me and I'd like to put you on notice that I noticed you too.
� Is your personality as beautiful as your eyes? 
� If it were possible, I would pluck the brightest star from the heavens, and offer it to you as a gift to wear around your neck, although, I am afraid that it would hardly glow, next to your beauty. 
� Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!
� Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love. 
� If your cuteness equaled fire, the world would blow up.
� If I got a teardrop every time I thought of you, I would drown in a day.
� I'd love to date you. But I don't date criminals, and you just stole my heart. 
� You: Thanks. Them: For what? You: For existing. 
� You got a new haircut? I'm sorry I didn't notice, I couldn't get past your eyes. 
� Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me? 
� Don't let me fall for you if you won't be there to catch me. 
� Do you have a license to drive me this crazy?
� I just got back from the doctor -- he said that I'm very, very sick, and the only thing that'll cure me is if you give me a chance. 

Quote of the Day

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
- Antoine de Saint Exup�ry 

Quote of the Day

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin