This Only Works in the Year 2003
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have
dinner out. (try for more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
3. Add 5. (Just because)
4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator.......
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753....
If you haven't, add 1752....
6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(How many times you want to eat out each week.)
The next two numbers are...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT
AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?