Kissing Guide
When you are kissing someone, make sure it is not
someone else's b/f or g/f!
You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out.
If a person is a bad kisser, you may NOT stop and leave at anytime-it's rude.
A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them.
When kissing, make sure your hands are where they're allowed (they can wander sometimes, and some people don't like that).
NEVER ask someone if they're a good kisser-you will either get a wrong answer, or the truth will hurt you.
If you were expecting more than kissing, don't complain-you will get less the next time.
Kissing more than one 1 person in a day can result in you not being allowed to kiss one of those people anymore.
Don't kiss someone for the first time while you are laying in their bed.
Remember, you must send this out or you will have the worst year of your life. I sent this to my friend, "the nonbeliever," and she deleted it. Well, she's had 6 horrible relationships in a row. You figure it out.
This letter was started at 6:33 A.M., on January 1, 1998.
THIS COULD MEAN THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!
Since you read this, you now have to forward this to as many people as you can.
If you send it to 0 people, you will have a bad year and will kiss very few people. Also, someone very special to you will grow to hate you.
If you send this to only 1 person, you will have a below-average year.
If you send it to 3 people, you will not be disappointed in the number of kisses you receive!
If you send it to 6 people, you will be very, very lucky- you may do more than kiss several times...
If you send it to 10 people, all I can say is "MACK DADDY!"
If you send it to 25 people, this year, you will meet the one you are destined to be with for the rest of your life (most likely in the next few months), and you will fall deeply in love and will soon be asked, or be compelled to ask "THE QUESTION"