am Nation A short film by Sara Schaumburg

5.) If you found yourself lost in the woods, would you:
a. Live it up self-reliant style
b. Follow the north star and hope a bear doesn’t find me
c. Panic. Are you kidding? I wouldn’t last a day!

6.) How well can you read nature?
a. I am one with the earth; I can tell time, feel a storm coming, navigate, and live off the land
b. I watch the Weather Channel avidly
c. I can only read nature if it’s in a book

7.) How would you describe your energy consumption?
a. The only transportation I use is self-propelled
b. I’ll buy a bike when gas hits $3.50 a gallon
c. I’m still paying off my electricity bill from Christmas

8.) What is inside your fridge?
a. Not very much, I try to eat fresh food
b. Condiments and some cheese about ready to turn south
c. Which one?

9.) How many meals a day do you cook for yourself?
a. Martha Stewart’s got nothing on me
b. One or two as long as a microwave is involved
c. Do Ramen noodles count?

1.) When you get a flat tire, you:
a. Change it
b. Ask someone with muscles to help
c. I have road side assistance on speed dial

2.) How well can you use your hands for constructing things?
a. Raise the roof! I built this house
b. I made a rocking horse in wood shop
c. Splinters and calluses are for carpenters

3.) How would you consider your knowledge of first aid?
a. I was a medic in ‘Nam
b. I gave the Heimlich to my little brother once...he wasn’t even choking
c. That’s what health insurance is for

4.) Which T.V. show would you most likely watch?
a. Survivor
b. Law and Order
c. Laguna Beach