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Welcome to my family photo album. Sorry about this picture of me, but it was the only one where i wasn't drinking, mainly due to the fact i had my shoes stuck on my hands. And i know this all looks a bit cheap, but once i get the hang of this HTML lark then it'll, well, it'll still look shit. But that's life, i guess.

Here we see my great uncle Sissyphus. He got a bit pissed once and did something wrong, so Zeus made him push a boulder up a hill forever. What a tosser.

This is my great aunt Queen Elizabeth Ist. She was well known for being the virgin queen, but less well known for inventing the Bloody Mary. And for that we must always be grateful.

This is my great uncle Abe. He was a big fan of the theatre, until during one very bad play someone shot him. I think they mistook him for the author, but i may have got that wrong. I mean, like i care what happened. It's not like he left me a bunch of money or something, just some old bits of paper headed "The constitution - the real one not that made up one"

This is my great uncle blind Long John Cider. He was the most feared pirate on the high seas until he once put on two eye patches by accident, and then he wasn't quite so feared.

This is my uncle Batman. He was a great crime fighter until one time he had to rescue someone from a condemned sherry factory, and we never saw him again. at night there are those who say that if you listen hard enough you can still hear him shouting " Yur my besh mate, you are, its you and me against the world pal".

Once uncle Batman had gone missing the streets became increasingly dangerous until my cousins Starskey and Hutch turned up to bring order to the crime ridden streets. They did this for a bit, and then sat in the bar with Huggy Bear for too long and that was the last we saw of them. No one cared much as they were pretty useless cops anyway.

Obviously with all the crime stoppers holed up in various bars the playground became quite a dangerous place to be. Streakers became commonplace, as can be seen by this picture of Gorgeousgirl streaking through the Home Room. This picture was taken by Raisedbycats, whose camera i quickly stole after this. Along with her clothes.

I hope you enjoyed looking at some of my family pictures. To be honest I'm not bothered either way as i'm off trick or treating. And yess i know its not halloween, but i like it like that. Less competition means more sweets. This page will return with better HTML as soon as i sober up. Which could be never.