SIGNS OF INTERNET OVERDOSE
1 When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passage.
2 So does your hamster.
3 Your dog has his own web page
4 You visit “ the really big button that does not do anything “ again and again and again.
5 You are driving on a dark and rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guardrail that separates you from the precipice of a rocky cliff and certain death, and you desperately look fro the “ back” button.
6 On of your best friend is Mirsky, and you have never met him.
7 You felt driven to consult the “ cool page of the day” on your wedding day.
8 You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depressed acceptance when you encounter a web page with no links.
9 You see a beautiful sun set, and you half expected to see “ Enhance for Netscape 1.1” on one of the clouds.
10 Your opening line is “so what’s your homepage address?”