The Harmless Bumbler

 

 

 

VS

The Avenging Retard

Won by popular appeal.

Plus, sounds like a superhero.

Box o' choc'lits

I don't really have a reason for this.

Shut up.

 

 

VS

French fried potaters

M16

 

 

 

 

VS

Lawnmower blade

It seemed like a close race, but the blade just proved to be too eXtreme

Slingblade wins on pure style.

 

 

Wilson

Wilson hasn't moved to Africa to help starving children and sworn off sex.

Also, wasn't in 'Sky Captain'.

VS

 

Angelina Jolie