Clubs we won't be seeing
this year
Sure, we've all had the Badminton,
Paintball, and Boxing clubs beaten into our brains on a daily
basis, but what about all the other, lesser-known clubs that
fail to make the announcements? Here's a list that sheds light
on some of our school's underground organizations.
Club Management Club
Need more time to organize all your club memberships? Join
the Club Management Club to streamline your club schedule.
Meets
every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, as
well as the last Sunday of every month ending in ‘y’.
Club Against Conformity
A new, ambitious club this year for the supporters of anti-conformist
ideals (formerly called the Good Charlotte fan club). Congregates
every Wednesday in the science quad. Black attire compulsory.
Club for Club-related Stress
Got too many clubs on your hands? Join the support group for
overworked club members in room 328. Meets every second Tuesday
and fourth
Friday. Attendance is mandatory. Failure to attend will result
in expulsion from the club and/or sterilization.
Social Phobics Club
For those of you with a crushing fear of other people, this
club is for you! Gather with others like yourselves for a long,
spirited
debate about your why others frighten you. Meets on Thursdays
in the main quad. Yelling at others strongly encouraged.
Andy’s Adversaries
Converge with others to formulate diabolical schemes to destroy
the one known simply as ‘Andy’. Rejoice, Andy-loathers!
The revolution is nigh! Meets biweekly in room 330.
Clubbing Seals Club
Innocent baby seals are going clubbing at "Club Seal" the hip new
place for clubbing baby seals. Anyone is free to join, but they
have to like to club seals. I mean, they have to like "Club Seal".
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