How Clinton Lost Bin Laden

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As I strolled about in my local bookstore the other day,
(Yes, I do read books.)
I chanced upon an interesting sight:

This left me scratching my head for a few moments from the dizzying
sense of logic that is contained within ol' Richard's head.
While trying to trace the thought paths here, I reached the
conclusion that this guy was in a coma for a few years.
 Poor fella.
Clinton--->Bush--->9/11--->Bin Laden
I------Coma------I

Now that we've covered that the writer either was is a coma or can see
the future somehow, I shall delve into the political implications of this book.

I'd prefer to abstain from politics altogether, but in certain situations,
I'd label myself a Lefty.
Republicans smell of death, oil, and cow fetuses.
Plus they eat babies.

But really, I have nothing against them.
Anyways, the man who wrote this book is quite definitely a
strong Republican, seeing as he's flinging mud at a past president.
What's wrong with Clinton anyways?
It's like he got laid, and America, as a whole, was jealous.
He was impeached for a blowjob, whereas,
Bush stands a chance for a second term with all the
fucked up shit he's pulled.
What's wrong with America?

In conclusion to this brief rant,
I'll promote my new book:

Eat shit and die, Bush-lovers!
Peace out.
-Cheya