YOU MAY BE A FLY FISHERMAN . . .

if you think of bait fishermen as lower life forms.
if the choice between groceries and a new fly line is obvious.
if the weather is thought of in fly fishing terms, such as, "Yep, it sure looks like a 5 weight day out there. The wind is blowing a bit."
if you own more fly rods than underwear.
if everything in life is analogous to a trout stream.
if you always keep a travel rod in the car for emergency fly fishing situations.
if you harvest your pet's belly fur for dubbing.
if you fight the crows for roadkill.
if you have been called a trout snob.
1if small children cannot run barefoot through your 11. house lest they get flies caught in their toes.
if you wish those Apostolic fisherman had practiced catch and release.
if the words, "Gray Davis" make you think of a west coast mayfly pattern instead of the recalled governor of California.

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