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OLD TESTAMENT - Book 1 of the Holy Book of Wilson
The Birth of the Dumb Angel
Genesis: In the beginning of the year of the birth of our dumb angel, the creator was vibrationally inspired to create the "pocket symphony". Hot on the heels of the Sounds of the Pets (formerly known as 1966, now known as the Holy Year ONE), our inspired one toiled for six months until his task was completed. And he saw that it was good and released his Vibration to the world. On December 1 of our Holy Year ONE, Wilson's Vibration was recognized by the mortals as a good idea indeed (#1 record) and this day shall henceforth be celebrated as the birth of the "Dumb Angel". Seeing that one vibration was good, our creator set about creating many, henceforth renaming the "dumb angel" as "SMiLE". An angelic assistant appeared, in the form of Van Dyke Parks. Now the words inside Brian's head could be heard by mortal man. The Wilson proclaimed, "I'm writing a teen-age symphony to God". The disciples appeared and declared their allegiance to the Creator: Van Dyke Parks, David Anderle, Derek Taylor, Mike Vosse, Danny Hutton, Mark Volman and Dean Torrence. Proof of this allegiance can be witnessed in the holy photographic image, which emanated from the place that was then known as the Los Angeles airport. For many months Bel Air was a paradise on earth and music permeated the grounds: from the sandbox to the tent to the swimming pool to the treehouse. As the music flowed forth, so did the reddi-whip. The lava lamps pulsed. The hookah was readily abundant and shared frequently. And the wind chimes were set in motion by the air of the creator.
Brian and the SMiLE disciples
OLD TESTAMENT - Book 2 of the Holy Book of Wilson
The Cruxifiction
But, in November of the Holy Year ONE, locusts from England appeared on the horizon. They brought forth doubt and stagnation in the form of one mortal named Michael Love. The Creator had once promised Mike, "he who so ever believeth in me and my music shall never pumpeth petroleum products from thine earth". But Mike was prideful and boastful and doubted the creator. The fall of the columnated ruins domino of SMiLE was set in motion as Michael Love set out to "uncover the cornfield".The fall of the house of SMiLE is not normally known to the mere mortal as it is still veiled in darkness and secretiveness. However, the cruxifiction of SMiLE was announced on May 6, Holy Year TWO (1967) by disciple Derek Taylor - "every beautifully-designed, finely-wrought, inspirationally-welded piece of music made these lost months by Brian ... has been scrapped." So began the dark times of the musical surf. One by one, the disciples left, leaving our creator to a self-imposed reclusion. During this time, the false prophets of LOVE, the remaining Beach Boys and Mike LOVE, taunted the remaining true believers of SMiLE with false promises of a ressurected SMiLE.
OLD TESTAMENT - Book 3 of the Holy Book of Wilson
The 10 Commandments of SMiLE
1. Thou shall not kill SMiLE speculation!
2. Thou shall always spell "smile" as "SMiLE"
3. Thou shall honor thy creators, Brian and the Van Dyke
4. Thou shall not worship any false '60s psychedelic concept albums before SMiLE
5. Thou shall celebrate the sabbath of the SMiLE message boards at least once a week!
6. Thou shall not believe the false-prophets on the "official" Brian Wilson message board
7. Thou shall not covet thy friends SMiLE mp3's
8. Thou shall celebrate the birth of the "Dumb Angel" on (Dec 1 day Good Vibrations hit #1)
9. Thou shall celebrate the EASTER of SMiLE on May 6 (Smile cruxifiction day according to Derek Taylor)
10. Thou shall not hate Mike Love, for he knows not what he does (ever).
NEW TESTAMENT - Book 1 of the Holy Book of Wilson
LOOK, LISTEN, VIBRATE, SMiLE!
Over the years, bits and pieces were glimpsed by the true believers, until a prophet arose from their midsts of L.A. in the form of one Domenic Priore. Domenic helped the true believers through the dark times, presenting us with the New Testament of the Holy Gospel of SMiLE: LOOK! LISTEN! VIBRATE!, SMiLE! And thus, hope was renewed by Domenic.
LOOK!, LISTEN!, VIBRATE!, SMiLE!NEW TESTAMENT - Book 2 of the Holy Book of Wilson
New words from the Creator
Book 2: Shall SMiLE arise like the phoenix to crush the lies of the non-believers who wrap themselves in a perpetually pathetic Frankie & Annette version of the Beach Boys? Only the Wilson Supreme knows. But in the Holy Year 34 (2000 A.D. to those of non SMiLEspeak) the Wilson spoke the following prophetic words: " I have a Master Plan for Smile. In this plan I made no mention of a CD. Everyone has just kind of jumped to that conclusion. I can not say anything else on the subject. I promise you, when it happens it will be a worth while project. In many interviews I have said that we junked the tapes. Of course, that is not true. It's an easy way for me to not have to revisit the Smile topic in every single interview I do. The tapes are in a safe place, so rest assured when the time is right, I will do right by Smile. L&M Brian".All hope in SMiLE remains.
