How to Be a Jerk in 30 Seconds or Less
I drink my shots of courage
The gladiator is born
I stalk my enemy
How dare he dishonor me
How dare he stare
Looking at my girl
I approach him
I swing him around
The punch is thrown
Wham!
Bam!
Smack!
Then silence
The eyes open slowly
People gather around
Staring at the downed warrior
The hand is reached out
I grab it
Pulled up to my feet again
By he who dishonored me
By he who dared to stare
By he who is a black belt
And was actually staring at the clock behind us