MUSIC: PLAY THIS IF YOU'RE NOT A POSER

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[NEW!!!!!]MESSAGE FROM OUR DEAR LEADER

A prayer to use in times of need

Dear lord,

With your thighs so thick
Give me sight

With your hair so lucious
Give me hearing

With your eyes so bright
Give me taste

With your complexion so pale
Give me smell

With your nose so nosey
Give me touch

Thank you for all you've given to me
May you spare me to live on
And to not be harmed by the Dark One

[WARNING] What you are about to read may be disturbing, horrible, terrible, maybe even a turn-on.
Skip this section if you are prone to the twisted and deranged!

This is DEREK (AKA the Dark One)

DEREK is the KING OF THE POSERS, and is totally UNRADICAL!
Approach such an individual with EXTREME caution if you are ever able to come in contact with him
DEREK's DUNGEON is the ultimate punishment for sinners and evildoers...
HE WILL TOUCH YOU WHILE YOU ARE DOWN THERE!!!
Possible ways to be put into the dark one's dangerous disturbing dungeon:
1)BETRAYING OUR DEAR LORD
2)SINNING
3)BEING A SHITHEAD!

To avoid all of this, pray to the thicky thottie every night and hope for her best graces, else you'll be dealing with THIS for the rest of eternity!!!!!!!!!!

SACRED TEXTS:
MANUSCRIPTS WRITTEN BY THE GODS

BIOGRAPHY OF IZZY - Izzy

Name: Isabella
Nickname: Izzy the Overlord
Age: Unknown
Birthday: June 6, 666
Additional Info:
likes anime thighs, is a queen, goddess of all gods, has a strong and powerful guardian, blessed by the holy priest Blake, messenger is Javi, strong connection with sister Rhi, rescued all church members

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