| RULES AND REGULATIONS And other things we made up as we went along... |
| 1. Membership can not be obtained without approval from one or more of the FOK Administration team. |
| 2. Membership can not be revoked by anyone except one or more or the FOK Administration team. |
| 3. Members who breach the rules* of FOK once will be given a warning. On the second offence, they will be subjected to a suitability test. Failing means being booted, passing means you have a clean slate again. |
| 4. If three or more members make a motion to eject another member, the member in question is immediately excommunicated. Only a member of Admin may overturn this decision. If less than three members make the motion, (eg. one or two) the member in question is given the chance to prove themself through a suitability test. |
| 5. Administration reserves the right to: refuse membership without giving a reason, boot members at any time without giving a reason, make up the rules as we go, demand that virgins be sacrificed each weekend, admit members at any time on a whim, conduct suitability tests on anyone at any time for any reason, |
| *BREACHING THE RULES |
| This never actually happens. We don't have any rules, so go ahead and try and break them. The reason we don't is that people inevitably do break the rules. Not having any means that they never get broken. Which makes us happy, and gives you the freedom to do whatever the hell it is you want to do without worrying about breaking the rules that we might have if we decided to have some. Which we haven't. Glad you understand. |
| DISAPPROVAL |
| This happens when you do something that Admin doesn't approve of. While there are no rules, there are many things of which we disapprove. None of these things are funny, though there are exceptions. Anything funny will never be disapproved of. Disapproval can result from: - Consciously passing up an opportunity to be funny - Screaming for icecream (except when funny) - Being a loser (some people can't help it, but that's no excuse.) - Not liking certain TV shows (Simpsons, Seinfeld, Micallef, so on) - Simply that we don't like you - Doing something embarrassing but not funny. - Being too serious. |