| These are the top ten reason why you should become One of Them. note that these are only the top ten and the list is truly endless becuase Us could create more reasons anytime Us chooses. |
| 10. Them are superior to everyone else of the human race (and any other race for that matter) |
| 9. Them follow Us and therefore follow the greatest power ever known |
| 8. The Egotistical church of Us is the one true religion |
| 7. Back before A.D. everyone was a Them and rightly followed US |
| 6. Us knows the truth |
| 5. Us is against the ultimate evil Jar Jar binks |
| 4. Jesus was gay, its obvious don't deny it, Us is against him too for being gay |
| 3. Us enjoys such pleasures as pornography, violence, etc. such things are called ENTERTAINMENT |
| 2. Us doesn't care if you sin. Us is actually forgiving and is entertained by such actions* |
| 1.Becuase its obvious Christianity is bullshit, and Us is Anti-christianity |
| * the exception to this is religious sins such as blasphemy, or disbelief in the Church of Us note that taking Us in vain is not in this category. That's half the reason Us have a name to use. |