| Hemorrhoids (Parody of "Basket Case" by Green Day) |
| Do you have the time to listen to me whine About how hard it is to get this shit on. It's so creamy and cold. I need it for my ass hole Or else I won't need to worry about what I sit on. Sometimes my ass is killing me. Sometimes I need Preparation-H cream. I must keep standing up. My ass is burning up 'Cause I've got hemorrhoids and my ass hurts. I went to the store. I walked through the front door. I asked the girl where the ass medicine is at. I walked to that aisle. That's where I lost my smile. Some asshole just bought every single pack. Sometimes my ass is killing me. Sometimes I need Preparation-H cream. I must keep standing up. My ass is burning up 'Cause I've got hemorrhoids and my ass hurts. There's fire in my ass hole. Must sit on something cold now. Sometimes my ass is killing me. Sometimes I need Preparation-H cream. I must keep standing up. My ass is burning up 'Cause I've got hemorrhoids and my ass hurts. |