I decided to join the media in its saturation of the public with year in review lists. Here now is my "*NSYNC's Best/Worst of 2001."

Best Moment: Lance's "proposal" to Star on "The View" in July. Cute and nicely done.

Worst Moment: The VMA performance. They didn't put enough effort into planning the performance and tried to cover up with an elaborate stage set-up. Tacky.

Best Song: (released or not) "Game Over." It had attitude, edge, and an awesome beat. Rawr.

Worst Song: (released or not) "Do Your Thing." They don't even get kudos for trying something new because it didn't work. Pure Cheese.

Best Hair: Blonde Lance. Safety in blandness I guess.

Worst Hair: Joey + Blonde = bah! He looked even more like a homeless man than usual. Yuck.

Best Out-Of-The-Group Venture: FuMan Skeeto. Though the clothes are rather expensive and fall apart after a couple of washings, they look cute at first. Plus, compared to the other ventures, it's easily the best.

Worst Out-Of-The-Group Venture: Justin's rumored book deal. Thank the tiny Middle Eastern country of Yemen for small miracles! If this book ever came to be, I'd have to burn all the copies to help little girls keep whatever intelligence they might have.

Best Rumor That Came True: Joey becoming a father. Guys with babies are kind of cute.

Worst Rumor That Came True: Joey becoming a father. I pity the fool who calls Joey, "Daddy." I foresee some therapy.

Best Piece of Merchandise: Fruit snacks. Tasty for the first 50 boxes. The cheesy "backstage passes" in every box will someday be collector's items.

Worst Piece of Merchandise: *NSYNC bed set. Now *NSYNC fans everywhere can finally sleep with their favorite band. The bed set might spark some dreams that I don't even want to think about.Ewww.

Best Video: "Pop." In a year with only 2 real videos (3 if you count TIPY,) nothing was incredibly good. So, since I must save the other one for the worst, "Pop" gets my vote as the best.

Worst Video: "Gone." Ugh, what a waste of film. This is an obvious choice of worst for me because of the whole Justin star deal.

Best Charity Attempt: Challenge for the Children III. It's "fun" for them and the fans seem to have a pretty good time too.

Worst Charity Attempt: Free Miami Concert/Bobbleheads. The people who went to the concert for free, saw almost nothing through the chain link fence. The bobbleheads don't bobble unless they get caught in an earthquake.

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