choreographer n. one who plans the movements of a dance

Now, call me crazy, but I seemed to have missed the part where the choreographer actually becomes a member of the group he choreographs for. So, I'm just gonna assume that Merriam-Webster didn't support the whole "merger" thing either. And if they don't, who is *NSYNC to go against their wishes?

In case you've been in a veggie-like state for the past year, Wade is Wade J. Robson, *NSYNC's choreographer, who's slowly becoming their 6th member. Apparently he's an Aussie who has been dancing for 15 years or so. I must say that he is very talented...at choreographing but not at being a pop star.

The whole replacing Joey in "Pop" didn't go over too well with me. I know that under the circumstances, it was their only choice, but did I mention that I hate Wade?

Aside from perfomer Wade, there's Wade, the big co-writer/co-producer. He has these titles on 4 "Celebrity" songs. What's that about? Now I know that Chris, Lance, and Joey (those "other" guys) aren't just riding the Justin and JC wave. I know that they are talented guys who are perfectly capable of writing/producing songs. *NSYNC really shouldn't go to outside sources for help before they see what their inside sources can do.

Lastly there's the WaWa side of Wade. What the hell is WaWa you ask? Oh well, that's just how he's affectionately referred to in the "Celebrity" liner notes...in his chanting credits. Yes folks, Wade chants on "Celebrity" (the track). Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't there 5 members? Apparently they all lack the much sought after chanting voice (except Justin of course).

Well, if Wade is so damn talented, perhaps he should start a solo pop career. But wait, then he'd have to start from the bottom as opposed to mooching off *NSYNC's fame.

In conclusion, I think the thing that gets me the most about Wade is the air about him (a.k.a his ego). And if you've read anything else on this site, you know I can stand an ego for about thislong.

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