Yes, I actually had the "privilege" of sitting down with *NSYNC before they became super super stars and when Justin's ego was only the size of Lance's adam's apple.

Me: Hey guys!

*NSYNC: (all together) Hi, We're *NSYNC!

Me: Yeah, uh I know, well anyway I just want to thank you for taking time out from your busy schedule to talk to me today!

Joey: *puts hand on my leg* Anytime! You know maybe tonight we can go out and I can give you a nice screw...

JC: *quickly*..driver! A screwdriver! Joey knows the importance of power tools to women like yourself. *sweating* Right Joey?

Joey: *looks confused* Well, actually I was actually going to...

JC: See!

Me: Alright, well, Justin I know you guys are on tour right now. Can you tell me what you usually do aftr a show?

Justin: Well we usuallys go to a club and get ourselves some fly hunnies and...

JC: *hits Justin* He means we get on the bus and read our Bibles. *uneasy laugh* That crazy kid and his code words...

Chris: And after everyone is done reading, they go to sleep, except for me 'cuz I'm crazy! Look at my dreads, aren't they crazy?!

Me: *unenthusiastically* Okay, you're one crazy guy you. Lance can you tell me what's the best and worst part about being in *NSYNC?

Lance: Sure I can, 'cuz I'm from Mississippi. Uh, the worst part is not getting to bring my horses (shout out to Toby #s 2-35!) on tour with me. You know being on the road gets lonely and sometimes you just want to giddy up. Oh that brings me to the best part about being in *NSYNC. If ever I need to giddy up, well Joey's bunk is right next to mine and...

Justin: Dat's nasty yo!

JC: Yeah, uh, well Lance has a strange sense of humor you know and sometimes he just lets that imagination of his fly!

Me: mmm hmmm...JC since you seem to be answering most of the questions anyway, why don't you tell me what your hobbies are.

JC: Well, I like to sleep a lot, but when I'm awake, I either write jazz versions of our songs or I shoot up.

Me: Shoot up what?

*JC spaces out*

Chris: *hits JC* Yeah JC, tell her what you shoot up you crazy MF! *hahaha*

JC: What, oh! Well, I shoot basketballs up of course! Right into the net...Just like Jo-dan! And...

Me: Okay, okay, I get the picture! Justin, I know you always get asked this question this, but just what is your relationship with Britney Spears?

Justin: *straining eyes, looking past me* Well, Ashley, Britney and I are just...fri...friends. We've...now..no..known each other since we...since we...Man, Johnny can you move yo' hand! Ah can't read da card!

Me: *turning around, grab cue card from Johnny* Justin, tell me the truth.

Justin: Aiight check it. Me and Brit, yo, we hook up sometimes, but, yo, only when ah be desperate.

JC: *sweating profusely* By hook up he means go to McDonalds and grab something to eat.(*Joey hearing the word eat, begins to look for food*) We in *NSYNC are virgins. Remember kids, abstinence until marriage...

Chris: *hahaha* I'm a 27 year old virgin! *hahaha*

Me: We-ell, as CURIOUS as I am about that subject, I think we better move on. Ok, this is something I've always wondered about. The story is that you all met Justin in a club, but Justin would've only been 14/15 years old at the time, so what's up with that?

Justin: Wells, you see ah was gettin' mah groove on at some dope club downtown when...

Chris: Man, shut up Justin! You ain't no bad ass! You know for a fact we found you in the Boys and Girls CLUB!

Joey: Yeah and actually Justin was about to go do community service actually.

Justin: You be trippin' foo'! At least ah wasn't there to pick up chicks! *mumbling* nasty perv...

Joey: Well actually at least I wasn't there to get crack JC!

JC: *starts to spaz* Jerome! Where's Jerome?! Crack!

*everyone starts fighting, except Lance*

Lance: *covering ears, rocking back and forth* Shh! Stop yelling! Can everyone stop yelling!?

Me: Oook, well uh thanks guys. This has been a lot of well I would say fun, but then I'd be lying.

Lance: *grabs my sleeve* Ashley, make them stop yelling!

Me: C'mon Lance, we'll go somewhere nice and quiet...