Things I actually think about. As sad as they may be...

• Wonder if I spelled miscellaneous right.
• Almost have the entire "Pop" dance down.
• Sometimes Keely and I call "Pop", "Poop".
• I think my scalp is burned.
• I wonder why this music gets me high.
• I hope I pass my driver's test, if I have to take it.
• I need new material for the site bad.
• Anna and I almost met Carrie Fisher recently.
• Carrie Fisher is a drunk.
• I need some visitors bad.
• Let me clarify that: I need people to visit my site, not my home.
• I think "Charmed" is gonna be cancelled.
• That sucks.
• I wonder why the POPODYSSEY tour has to be spelled with all caps and no spaces.
• Do two words make the title less effective?
• I guess *NSYNC is influential enough now to make their own words up.
• When Justin says "Man, I'm tired of singing" in "Pop", is it foreshadowing the fact that he's leaving the group?
• There's a huge-a$$ pic of *NSYNC in my yearbook and it's mine *evil laugh*.
• Everybody should watch "Gilmore Girls" because it's an awesome show.
• I wish I were Rory Gilmore.
• I got my driver's license and didn't have to take the test.
• I have to pee.
• Well, the last thought has been taken care of.
• I want to marry Jimmy Fallon.
• "Stalking" is no longer in my vocab.
• I don't like rude people.
• Don't get me wrong, I like myself b/c I don't have to deal with me.
• If I get carpal tunnel syndrome due to my internet addiction, who can I sue?
• I love The Rock.
• The Rock got screwed in "The Mummy Returns" b/c he didn't get to speak.
• I recently had an old-time photo taken.
• The (male) photographer was a perv.
• Crap, I have to go get my clothes from outside b/c it's gonna rain.
• Shannen Doherty is leaving "Charmed"! :)
• She says it's b/c she's done everything she wanted to. I think it's b/c she's a drunk.
• I'm "sick and tired of all these" critics referring to Joey, Chris, and Lance as JC and Justin's other bandmates.
• My cousins of destruction are in town.
• HELP ME!
• I need to work on my site a lil' harder I think.
• I guess it doesn't matter cuz I never get more than 2 hits a month.
• I would like my site reviewed now.
• I was promised 2 reviews w/in 3 days.
• It's been 1 1/2 weeks.
• I don't think JC is too concerned w/the environment being as how he chucks his underwear after just 1 use.
• Haha I said "chucks".
• So I guess we can blame JC when we're all knee deep in underwear.
• I like this section b/c it's not hard to come up with ideas.
• If I hear that pop is dead one more time I may just...eat my hand.
• Yes yes that was supposed to be a threat.
• I recently didn't show up for my community service. :)
• Wait, that sounded like I'm in a juvenile detention center or something.
• I'm not, it's just for school.
• I've been getting a lot of hits lately.
• Hits=Happy
• I have to go to school tomorrow, yay...
• I wonder why my armpit hurts.
• I'm having a lil' midnight rendez-vous at Wal*Mart on Monday/Tuesday.
• Originally it was going to be a big party, but now it's just me and my mom.
• Just in case you're reading this sometime after July 24, I'm referring to buying "Celebrity".
• I got a soundcheck pass!
• It better not suck.
• Yeah well, it did.
• School starts Monday.
• Yeah that's gonna make updating even more convenient.
• *NSYNC's next single is supposed to be "Gone".
• A good way to describe their fan base after they release it.
• Didn't they learn anything from the smash-hit success :rolleyes: of "This I Promise You"?
• I recently became a subscriber to ym.
• Yeah not by choice, by default.
• It seems I was dumped by JUMP when they decided to stop printing.
• According to the rating key in the ultra-cool book reports section, a 5-star book can now be referred to as a Justin.
• What's a 1-star book? Oh yeah it's Chris.
• Uh, ym can expect a mean-spirited, hateful letter in their mailbox soon.
• Has anybody gotten On The Line yet?
• Yeah, that's right Joey and Lance, I'll be expecting a check in the mail for that bit of advertising right there.
• 'Cuz you know I get so many hits and all.
• It's not like this movie isn't gonna have a huge opening weekend or anything, what with all the crazy *NSYNC fans who buy and do everything even slightly related to them.
• Yep, yep just described myself.
• I have a concert review that I should put up here cuz I worked real hard on it.
• I really like saying "I GuaranDAMNtee it!"
• It's a lil' something something the Rock says.
• I smell what the Rock is cooking.
• I recently took a trip down memory lane.
• I went to a soundstage where I saw *NSYNC last year.
• Sorry, that wasn't funny, just thought I'd share.
• According to my e-groups I need to vote for *NSYNC for viewer's choice b/c "we can't let the stupid BSB win b/c like OMG!"
• Are we *NSYNC fans in some kind of unspoken cult/gang?
• I'd really like to know, b/c if we are, I wanna get out before we all decide a group suicide or something.
• Wow, my supposed carpal tunnel syndrome has really been flaring up lately.
• Anybody found *NSYNC's Leave a Living Legacy thing at Epcot?
• Well, if you happen to go, I'll save you the aggravation and tell you the location of said Legacy deal.
• It's West 6-F-4.
• Of course, if you've never been to Epcot, the above 3 lines are just gibberish.
• That's funny, I always thought gibberish was spelt with a "j".
• I've been putting off updating all day.
• Guess I finally lost that battle.
• I think my hand wants to disconnect from my body after all the typing I put it through.
• My computer is going crazy.
• The font on every single web site is like size scazillion.
• Yeah, scazillion, that's like 18 zeros or something.
• Does the plural of zero have an e?
• Survey says: it can be either/or.
• My dog got attacked by a snake today and I was freaking out.
• I saw Star Wars Episodes 5 and 6 today.
• Anna and I feel there is a need for episodes 7-9 as there is much to tell.
• I also feel there is a need for a prequel to the prequel (Episodes -2,-1, and 0).
• There is many a question I have as to the backgrounds of Anakin, etc.
• I think I should jump on the live journal bandwagon.
• It's not like I'd update any more often.
• Grr, I hate homework.
• I've been the queen of procrastination this weekend.
• I'm working really hard on a new piece of material for this site but it's coming along extremely slowly.
• I wish I went to a cool hip-hop class.
• You know, something challenging.
• Perhaps I'll just put the Diary of Britney on constant repeat and learn some moves from "I'm A Slave 4 U."
• I think I'm a Britney fan, but I'm definitely not a fan of the way she treats her fans.
• Lying is not nice Ms. Spears.
• My name is Ashley and I have a problem.
• I'm a "hit whore."
• I need hits like a crack addict needs hits.
• Just not of the same stuff.
• I'm going to a new hip hop class today!
• Yay!
• It better be good.
• Wow, I had a lot of thoughts last night, and now, POP they're gone.
• 41 days until I get on the line.
• Why must they keep me waiting.
• All I gotta say is that Lance and Joey better not go into rehab before it comes out, 'cuz I can't wait any longer.
• Britney drives me crazy.
• I'm a big animal person and during her whole performance I was wishing one of those animals would attack her.
• My site might as well be called Supersize It: An *NSYNC random site.
• I don't know how long it's been since I updated anything in humor.
• I should get on top of that.
• Whoa-oa, long doesn't begin to describe the length of time between now and my last update.
• So sorry, I was a little preoccupied with the recent events.
• But, now I feel humor is the best thing.
• I want a boyfriend.
• Scratch that--I need a boyfriend.
• How does one go about obtaining the much sought after boyfriend?
• Well, I'm sure talking about how desperate one is is not the way to "snag" a guy.
• Why can't there be hilariously funny guys at my school?
• I mean, they don't even have to be cute in the superficial sense, just funny.
• Why must I live vicariously through characters in books/movies?
• Alright, enough with my crazy life.
• How 'bout the new vid (Gone)?
• Let's see, Justin wrote the song, sings the whole song, and is the focal point throughout most of the vid.
• Why didn't he just direct it too?
• Why didn't he get Britney to play the girlfriend?
• Someone brought up the point that it was nice to see them do a vid without a lot of production, very simple, and "cheap."
• Yeah, I'm sure it was real cheap to get Mr. Ritts to direct it.
• I wonder how much Justin payed Herb to give him a bunch of solo shots.
• I've been watching a lot of stand-up comics lately to further develop my sense of humor.
• Of course, this page isn't really a good place to see if it's working.
• I'm going to Halloween Horror Nights tonight.
• I'm a Horror Night virgin.
• I'm scared out of my freaking mind.
• It should be fun, I hope.
• I would just like to tell everyone not to panic about this anthrax crap.
• I don't see what good it does to panic.
• I'm just living my life and having fun.
• That's really all you can do.
• Unless of course you want to purchase an ultra-trendy gas mask and wear it 24/7, which is the only way it would do any good.
• Life's dangerous, get over it.
• Wow, that wasn't funny.
• That was actually a little too serious for this site.
• I'm thinking of advertising my site in my school paper.
• It's just 'cuz I have to sell so many ads and I'm lazy.
• So I'll sell an ad to myself.
• I hope I don't say no.
• Hey, long time no update.
• If any of you are interested in reading the best book in the world, I suggest you get yourself a copy of "Looking for Alibrandi."
• I kid you not when I say it's the best.
• I love my hip hop class.
• It's mad fun.
• If you knew me, you'd know how much I would never say "mad" out loud.
• Just like I would never say "Hey girl!" out loud.
• So, why do I do it on-line.
• Perhaps I'm subconsciously trying to conform and use the internet lingo.
• Perhaps Burger King has really gross fries.
• Perhaps they also have extremely slow service.
• My mom says we can't get the Disney seasonal pass again. :(
• If anyone would like to send me money for one and/or their pass, it would be much appreciated.
• I can't live without Disney.
• I go through withdrawal.
• Seriously, I'll start to shake and that's not pretty.
• I'm having an *NSYNC crisis right now.
• Do I like them or not?
• Their music is getting a little annoying and it bores me.
• But after 3 1/2 years, how can I say, "My name is Ashley and I don't like *NSYNC."
• I want to keep my site too, but if I start to dislike them, it may be a little more mean-spirited than now.
• I can blame it all on a certain French musical, "Rom�o et Juliette."
• More specifically, I can blame it on a certain French actor, Gr�gori Baquet *sigh*
• I'm going to take bellydancing AND photography soon!!!
• Not simultaneousy of course.
• The pictures might turn out a little blurry.
• I'm going to see "Ocean's 11" today.
• Yeah, not because I find George, Brad, or Matt sexy or what not.
• That was so sixth grade.
• The truth is I actually was in love with George and Matt in sixth grade.
• No Devon Sawa or Leonardo DiCaprio for me, no no.
• I'm going to do a stand-up act one day.
• I actually tried to write it last night.
• 4 hours later I had one joke and it was quite possibly the worst joke ever.
• All the ideas I have for jokes put me in the category of an "observational" comic.
• Like Jerry Seinfeld apparently.
• Never really wanted to see my name and his in any category of anything, ever.
• One more week of winter break left.
• 2 more days of 2001 left.
• Now, according to my stand-up handbook, I would insert the punch line, the line that seems to fit in with the others, but turns out to be the twist, here.
• Perhaps something like, 3 more days of *NSYNC's career left.
• But see, that's not laugh out loud funny or funny in any way.
• My mom wants me to make her a CD of "oldies but goodies."
• Included in that list is "Proud to be an American."
• I can't even imagine my mom driving down the road belting that song out.
• Actually I can, but I prefer not to.
• I'm going to *sing-song voice* Fraaaaaaance this summer!
• Woo-woooooooooo!
• I'm doing stand-up comedy for my senior project *muhaha*
• I'm not going to see *NSYNC's new tour.
• My wallet (*my mother's wallet) is extremely appreciative of this fact.
• Ewan McGregor, the aforementioned Gr�gori, and Michael Rosenbaum are my new *NSYNC, so to speak.
• I don't even know what's going on with them anymore.
• This is mostly due to the fact that I took myself off those annoying e-groups, eons ago.
• Take a second to note how most of my thoughts are for the future or the past.
• I guess I'm not living in the present.
• I have a hamster beanie baby.
• It's the cutest thing EVER.
• All right, perhaps that is a slight exaggeration, but it is really cute.
• If you're looking for the perfect gift for a loved one, I suggest a hamster beanie baby.
• I don't generally like beanie babies, so you know that this one has to be a real winner.
• I recently became a member of Hollywood Video.
• That's really only because I NEEDED "Life as a House" and NONE of the Blockbusters in my entire county had anymore in stock.
• So, if you thought it would be cool to rent "Life as a House" on the weekend of 4/5/02-4/7/02 and you live in Florida, I blame YOU for my heartache from trying to find it.
• But, yeah I finally found it and about 18 other copies at my local Hollywood Video.
• Good thing those memberships are free.
• I HIGHLY recommend "Life as a House."
• Such a good movie!
• Especially if you like Hayden Christensen.
• And I do.
• My new list of celebrities I love, in order as of right now are:

2. Ewan McGregor

3. Hayden Christensen

4. Gr�gori Baquet

• And that's really all I can think of right now.
• I just saw MIIB.That's "Men In Black II" for those of you with common sense who don't see how that can be shortened to MIIB.
• It was total cheese.
• However, it was fun when the kid next to us, who had obviously seen the movie at least 18 times, laughed whenever he heard an obscenity.
• I think I'm a major slacker.
• That fact became obvious to me when I considered clipping my nails today a major accomplishment.
• As one should do after accomplishing anything, I took a nap.
• Boy was I exhausted.
• I'm painting my room.
• Originally, I bought 3 shades of purple to create a neat "texture" on my walls, "Trading Spaces" style.
• However, after 3 days and not even one fully painted wall to be found, I gave up.
• Now, I'm just rolling "Delicate Bloom" all over my walls.
• I have a new celeb crush.
• Well, I wouldn't exactly call him "new" as he has been on Earth for roughly 60 years.
• Harrison Ford is hot.
• He was hot in "Star Wars" and he has remained hot to this very day.
• I have a seriously problem with older men.
• Now, I even have a "real" older man crush.
• Actually, I've "loved" him for quite some time, but now my crush is consuming me, if you will.
• He's a comedian at a local improv club and he's not even that hot, just incredibly funny.
• By the by, he's 2 DECADES older than me.
• I need some kind of help.
• Maybe shock therapy...

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