Yeah basically every humor site has them so I felt the urge to conform and make my own. Thanks to Keely for helping with all of these!:)
Top 10 Reasons Lance is Going to Space
10. plain-old publicity stunt
9. to make it easier for me to write material for this site
8. to escape shame from "On The Line"
7. It's the farthest he can get from Justin and his impending solo career.
6. inspiration for a new, hit song that no other band could ever write
5. maybe dancing skills improve when one is weightless
4. *NSYNC was running out of "avant-garde" fashion and really, what's more cutting edge than spacesuits?
3. to secure a back-up career in case *NSYNC's "break" lasts longer than expected...like forever
2. to make up for never getting to go to Space Camp because of the demanding Attach� schedule
1. so he can use the pick-up line, "Hi, I'm Lance. I've worn space pants. Wanna dance?"
Top 10 Reasons Wade Shouldn't be in *NSYNC
10. *NSYNC is all-American, no Australians allowed.
9. He's dating an *NSYNC dancer and well that can't be good.
8. There's only room for one blonde.
7. Wade didn't pay his dues with Lou, therefore he doesn't deserve the *NSYNC glory.
6. I have a feeling Wade doesn't take kindly to being in the shadows--and well in *NSYNC, JC and Justin always come first.
5. The ego-quota has been filled.
4. *NSYNC is NOT Destiny's Child--they have a fixed "roster."
3. Ever heard of S Club 7? Yeah didn't think so. Groups with more than five members don't go far.
2. On that note: *NSYNC would probably replace Joey with Wade and give him a stupid-ass nickname like Wadey to fit in the group acronym.
1. I don't like Wade and I'm one of *NSYNC's key financial supporters. They can't afford to displease me.
Top 10 Reasons JC's teeth are so gross
10. Nasty teeth turn Bobbie on
9. In the beginning of *NSYNC, Lou decided putting braces on Chris was more important than bleeching JC's not-so pearly whites.
8. Apparently good dentists are scarce in the "slums" of D.C.
7. malnutrition
6. Who needs white teeth when you're a 95 lb. pop star?
5. People with JC's problem don't like looking in mirrors.
4. And I quote, "toothpaste, um...sure"
3. A side effect of the Dexacrack
2. He's afraid toothpaste is fattening
1. Throwing up constantly isn't so great for tooth enamel.*Bobbie=girlfriend
*Dexacrack=dexatrim + crack
Top 10 Reasons Joey Bought His Own House
10. To escape stalker fans *coughmecoughcough*
9. So he doesn't have to share his hoes with Stever.
8. So he doesn't have to worry about Mama Phyllis walking in on him and his "friends"...
7. So Nikoles can't mess with his Superman stuff.
6. So JC can't regulate his food consumption.
5. So he can fill his pool with Jello.
4. So he can install "surveillence" cameras.
3. Mirrored ceilings. 'Nuff said.
2. So he can give Lance a key to the "pad"...
1. So he can get some more Bass on his ass *giddy up*...
*Steve=brother
*Nikoles=nephew
Top 10 Reasons Justin finally admitted to dating Britney
(This is obviously dated material, but I worked too hard to take it down b/c they went their separate ways.)10. He thought it would boost Britney's record sales, being associated with him and all.
9. Chris begged him so that Justin's popularity would drop, giving his a small chance to rise.
8. To attract even more attention to himself.
7. To spite all his devoted fans.
6. To show that he really does have everything.
5. To show that he really does get "Lucky."
4. 'Cuz homies gotz ta be tru ta demselves yo
3. So they can take their kids out in public without having to use the "babysitting" excuse.
2. So it won't seem weird when they go everywhere together or when Britney goes to 40 out of the 41 *NSYNC shows on the tour.
1. So he can stop bringing his mom as his date to awards shows.
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