Well, here is my very first attempt at a parody.
I realize it's not the whole song, but hey "The Real Slim Shady" is too damn long!
I think it's pretty good for a beginner
but, then again, I like all the stuff on my site.
*Thanks to Anna for helping!

Y'all act like you never seen black Justin before
Jaws all on the floor like Joey Fatone just burst through the door
And started stuffing his face even worse than before
Lance first had a horse, jumping over furniture
It's the return of the aw wait, no way, you're kidding
-JC didn't just throw up what i think he did, did he?
And what does Lance Bass say?
Nothing you idiots Lance Bass is gay
He came out last May
Lansten loves homosexual men
Chigga, chigga the albino, I'm sick of him
Look at him dancing around grabbing his you know what
Shaking his big ol' butt
From *NSYNC i wish he'd be cut
Sometimes Joey just wants to go to a buffet and let loose
but can't, but it's cool for JC to fast on juice
"I'm gonna barf today, I'm gonna barf today"
And if I'm lucky I might just shed some pounds away
And that's the message that we deliver to little girls
You can look like JC if you know how to hurl
Of course Christopher can't jump very high
He's so damn old he's afraid that he'll die
"He isn't 30 yet"
Yeah, and I'm just caucasian
I'm not African American or Asian...
But if I can bang Britney and a girl named Megan
Then there's no reason Joey and Lance can't go out again
But if you feel how I feel, I got the antidote
Lancey wear your pantyhose, I'll sing the chorus, here it goes

CHORUS:
I'm slim Justin
This sh*t ah be thrustin'
After Joey, Lance be uh lustin'
And hairy, old Chris just needs to grow up,
needs to grow up, needs to grow up

Cuz I'm slim Justin
this sh*t ah be thrustin'
After Joey, Lance be uh lustin'
And hairy, old Chris just needs to grow up,
needs to grow up, needs to grow up

Eminem has to cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I don't cuz I gotz a body
You think we give a damn about a Grammy?
Pssh, we got like 20 million fans, and it's all becuz of me
"But J, what if I like JC? Would you say I'm weird?"
If that's the truth then ah say you're queer
Everyone stop asking me 'bout Britney Spears
So what if there was this one time we did it in Sears...
*insert your own lyrics here*
Little slut, put me on blast on MTV
"yeah we kiss, but it's nothin' serious, hee hee"
I should download an audio on mp3
and show the whole world how Joey and Lance get freaky
Im sick of that homo lansten
Look at him prancing, for joey-private dancing
And there are a million things joey will eat
Lotsa chunky cream cheese, Italian and Chinese
Hell the boy will eat all he sees except veggies
Would it kill the guy to just try something healthy

CHORUS 2:
Cuz he's big fat joe
And yes he's real slow
He's got a dirty bro
Kelly is his hoe
I know your sayin please Joey lose some weight,
lose some weight, lose some weight

Cuz he's big fat joe
And yes he's real slow
He's got a dirty bro
Kelly is his hoe
I know you're sayin please Joey lose some weight,
lose some weight, lose some weight