Name: Joey "fat one" Fatone. Is it just a coincidence that this popsuperstar's last name spells fat one? You be the judge.

Birthday: January 28, 1977---Just a lil' too close to Christmas for me. Does he really need cake right after he's downed all the holiday goodies???

Birthplace: His hometown would be "The Big Apple," how coincidental. I'm sure Joey eats loooottts of fruit.

Home: Orlando, in a house filled with unnecessary luxuries.

Family: A bunch of fame moochers. But let's not forget the new addition, lil' Brianna.

Favorite Food: All right, this is too easy. Is this some kind of joke? You actually think Joey has time to look at what he's eating before inhaling the product. Yeah-that's believable, I'm sure Joey has a real food preference. If it's got fat, you can bet it'll be in his mouth before you can say artery blockage.

Car: Anything with wide seats.

Star Sign: Aquarius

Best Mates: Pizza, cake, chocolate, oh wait-you mean homosapiens. My bad, I'm guessing someone w/some awesome connections like...the Two Fat Ladies. Damn those moms can really cook with lard!

Favorite Color: Gold. As in the Golden Arches of good ol' McDonald's.

Collects: Well, we are all aware of what he collects in his arteries. I'd say food but he doesn't really keep it around long enough for it to be an actual collection. I'm gonna say Superman memorabilia. We all know that with Joey's toned muscular system he'll be saving lots of lives...

Favorite *NSYNC song: Let's see, being as he has so many solos and all...lets go with a non-dancing number... I Thought She Knew.