Hate mail!

To me, hate mail is humor in itself.
It's interesting how not having a sense of humor
seems to be directly related to having a rather weak grasp of the English language.
By the by, my comments are in italics.

Hate mail #1
HEY I LOOKED AT UR WEB SITE AND STUFF
(and stuff ay? what else can you do on my site besides look at it? cuz I'd like to know)
AND I JUST
WANTED TO ASK YOU IF YOU LIKE NSYNC
THEN Y DID U
MAKE FUN OF JOEYS WEIGHT AND CHRIS'S AGE
(uh oh! someone obviously did not read the disclaimer!!)
N STUFF?(oooh nice use of the *NSYNC vocab...)
OH AND WHY DID U CALL YOURSELF FAT WHEN YOU SAID
THAT CHRIS WAS GONNA MARRY YOU??
(oh yes and by the way, I appreciate the large, annoying font!)

Hate mail #2
hey ashley. whats up. (Hey. Do i know you?) your site is crap. espcially (superb spelling) the justin ghetto site. he is fine. (oooo maaaaan) and if you truly like nsync then you wouldnt make fun of them.(Oops, maybe I should make the disclaimer a lil' more obvious...) its just cruel and bull sh*t.(Nice. Censoring yourself. Waaay cool.) they are the best f***in boy band (*whiney voice* Oh yeah, well if you truly like *NSYNC then you wouldn't call them a boy band cuz you would know they don't like that title...) in the world!!!. i have met justin and he is the nicest guy on earth.(So that would make him nicer than say.....the pope?) he would never been mean to a fan.(Again, excellent use of the English language...) all those rumors are wack. (Trying to be down w/"your man's" language?)i wish you could meet him so you would stop making fun of him and the rest of nsync.(Well sweetheart i HAVE met them and i gave them this address cuz they, obviously unlike you, have a sense of humor) well hope you decide to change other wise your site will remain crappy.(Oh boo hoo, i guess my site will remain crappy, perhaps it will eventually be on the verge of sh*tty?!) bye bye bye! (Cuteness....and uh thanks much for using you know apostrophes and capital letters, etc.)

Hate mail #3

Saturday 08/03/2002 0:39:48am
Name: Britney (oh man, I think I know where this is going...)
E-Mail: [email protected]
How'd you find me? Nsynclandonline
You're from... from you guess where (would that be Louisiana,...Britney?)
Got comments? Okay first of all if i knew where to find your email address (sorry, didn't mean to trick you by putting it on the MAIN page...) i would of sent you hate mail so you could list it bitch.This site is ghetto shit.I mean what right do you have to post a site like this (I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with the....first amendment...).this go to all you other f***in (*not actually censored, but I don't like that word) idiots who think its funny to post mean shit about other people bitch (hold on, weren't you just talking to ALL the "idiots"? You really shouldn't change the subject of your sentence so quickly.).I mean what would you say if i called you an ugly shank bitch (I guess I'd have to cringe in horror...?).thats what you called me bitch (hmm, I don't seem to recall writing anything about you...Britney...on my site).i mean to think the people that sign your guestbook really want to claim them selves (that would be one word) as fans bitch.now come on and get real bitch.even though justin is not my man anymore i still believe in what you have posted on this site (I'm sorry, you believe IN what I've posted on the site??) is wrong bitch (aww, it's nice to see that you're being the bigger person...).bye bye bye bitch!oops........i said it again BITCH. (clever and so much edge...you really should use that on your next album...)

Hate mail #4 - It seems that tricky "britney" finally found my e-mail address
this is hate mail so go ahead and post it bitch (check.).i am so sick and tired of people like you calling out nsync (I'm calling them out, eh?) on live internet action (???).okay.your a bad person.you will go somewhere very bad for writing such lieing ass bullshit.you lil' scuzzy mama.you gay and will always be gay (I guess I won't be the only one going "somewhere very bad").it so sad to nkow there are bitchs like you out there rooming the streets (Yeah, we have a whole gang where we room the streets, which is where we write this stuff...?).and if in anyway this email hurt you,i am very very so so sorry sorry (is there an echo in here?).love britney(get out there and buy crossroads) (final thoughts: So sorry for throwing you into such a fit of rage that you didn't have time to spell check that little gem.)

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