...or wait 3 weeks and they'll only be $12.95. So the marionettes weren't enough for you and the new $300 dolls are too much for you? Well, these dolls here are a happy medium, but they expose the harsh reality of the *NSYNCers. Are you prepared?
JC
Comes with:
scissors to chop off his hideous hair so at least his doll looks good.
a closet full of Bobbie's clothes complete with "Rock Star" t-shirts to help JC lie to himself.
a keyboard and sheet music for new masterpieces like: "Earth Astronaut" and "Turnin' Down Da Noise".
Surprise, surprise, JC's the only doll that doesn't speak.
Justin
He interacts with the included 12 year old fan doll just as you'd expect the real Justin to do. He says phrases like:
"Ah'm too sexy for yo' camera girl!"
"Leave me the f*** alone!"
And lies like:
"We love our fans!"
"Sure, we'd date fans, age doesn't matter!"
Special feature: rub damp sponge on Justin and watch his skin magically change from white to black--we're talking all over here...
Comes with:
�����eau de ego cologne
�����bedazzler: to make you think he actually helps to make his clothes
Joey
Comes with:
�����5 different colored wigs and a shaved head for wig-applying ease so you can stay *nsync with the Joe-ster
�����4 female "companions" that say "Who's she?" when you pull their hair; make them say it at the same time for complete pandemonium!
Joey says things like:
"I swear I really am in *NSYNC!"
"But Johnny, this is my last pizza I swear!"
Joey is dressed in a tr�s expensive outfit that looks like he jumped a homeless man for it---complete with a button down shirt with the first few buttons undone to expose the oh-so-sexy *cough* chest hair...
Lance
Lance comes decked out in every shade of tan imaginable.
Comes with:
a suitcase because Lance must always be on the go and spend equal time at his 3 homes
the suitcase includes:
contracts in case he meets potential clients
a thousand cheese scripts
blueprints for the new club
a back brace because carrying around all that paperwork is an occupational hazard.
hair gel
a case of Jack Daniels
10 cell phones and a palm pilot because Lance is Mr. Technology
colorful outfit to help you break Lance free from the curse of the tans (Make sure the JC and Justin dolls aren't around while Lance is sporting that get-up--it might turn ugly.)
Says things like:
"Let's see, I make movies, music, clubs, and stars. How else can I make money? What about Lance Pants, fashion for the sophisticated yet understated man."
"*slurred speech*III don't weally drrrink that much. Just the occ..occ..occasional Jack and Coke."