Today I saw a boy and I wondered if he noticed me, he took my breath away. Wow, that Britney really knows how to tell it! You go girl! *sigh* Joey's such a player, I mean one night he's all, "Poofu (that's what he calls me *giggle*), you're the only albino for me", but then like 2 days later he's all up on some skanks in a club *sob*. I thought I was good enough for him, but now I'm not so sure. I mean, he won't even admit to our relationship in public. Ugh, well Beverly Mitchell and I are having a lil' get-together tonight. She rented "Bridges of Madison County" and bought tons of Ben & Jerry's! That always makes me feel better!

XOXO
Lance

Dear Diary,

Since I always name my diaries, I was wondering, do you mind if I call you Toby Jr.? Great! Well, anywho, today I had to make my weekly public appearance with my "girlfriend". Johnny says ther have been some rumors going around that I'm, well, you know...And well, I have no problem with that, but Johnny thinks it would ruin *NSYNC's image. What can I say, it's a job requirement. At least we can go shopping as long as I buy things for "her". Well, tour rehearsal calls! I'm trying really hard to get the moves this time!

Hugs and Kisses!
Lance

Dear Diary,

Ugh! Justin, Justin, Justin! Everyone loves Justin. You know, every show, I look out into the crowd for just one Lance sign. But, do I ever find one? NO! *sob* There are always "Justin is sexy" or "I'll Be Good For You, Justin!" signs. I wish Justin would just go solo, or off a cliff, both would be equally satisfying. He's so mean to me. Like, if I ask for a solo, he's like "Shut up foo'!". I've had like 2 solos and the "Girl, were you alone?" one I can't even use as a pickup line! Crap, Justin's coming! If he finds this, he'll dye my hair black again! Gotta go!

XOXO
Lance