Name: Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick. Did anyone else realize that if he had another last name starting with E, his initials would be CAKE?

Birthdate: October 17, 1865 and that's no typo.

Birthplace: I have reason to believe he was born in Jamaica w/ the dreads and all. However, the boy was poverty so we'll just say a box. Yes, Chris lived in a nice 2 story box.

Home: Several actually.

Family: He has a mom and 4 half-sisters. The extremely sad thing is that he could be the father of all those sisters!

Favorite Food: These days, Chris is trying to stay healthy. He enjoys the delightful taste of Ensure.

Car: Christo is the proud owner of a new P.T. Cruiser.

Star Sign: They didn't really have a lot of horoscopic readings in Chris' day. Women who believed in them were burned at the stake.

Best Mates: Well, Justin does hang around Chris A LOT so...make your own conclusion.

Collects: Apparently he collects pounds as he goes along in his career. Slow down w/ the foodage buddy- don't pull a Joey on me. As for now, the pudge is cute.

Favorite *NSYNC song: "Giddy Up." Chris wrote it all by his friggin' self. Yeah, that's right, he's got some wicked mad writing skills. Take that J.C., uh huh, that's right--nobody is talking about Jerusalem. Nobody.