10. "What are you talking about? My toenails rock out loud."

9. "I'm not posing with you. I'm not. Take that thing off right now."

8. "Turn. Off. The. Country. MUSIC!! LANCE!!!!!"

7. "OoooOoooOOOOHhhOhhohohohohohohHHHHhOOOHH yeeAAeeEEaahaeeea, I wanna feeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeel yoooOOoOOur thooOOooOOooOOOoong...okay, guys? This song's not working."

6. "We didn't order these thongs, did we?"

5. "Hey, is that hair gel? That totally looks like...No hey c'mon, let me borrow some, mine ran out yesterday.." *rest of conversation lost in screaming*

4. "You sit yourself down before I take the belt on you."

3. "Teheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheeheheheheheheehehehehehehe pixie sticks teheheheheheheeheheheheheheeheheheheheheeheheheheheheaffsagajhd."

2. "What happened to your...oh, you did that on purpose. I see."

1. "Dude! Take that thong off right now!"

10. Joey as Superman. Okay, I don't know if that would have worked, but you know I had to put that down.

9. Chris as any killer in any scary movie. Face it, you know he can pull it off.

8. JC and Justin as Bartleby and Loki in Dogma.

7. JC as the mute hair-sniffin' sword dude in Charlie's Angels.

6. Justin as Gigalo Joe in A.I.

5. Joey and Lance as Buzz Lightyear and Woody in Toy Story.

4. Chris as Austin Powers. I think that's a compliment?

3. Lance as the Terminator.

2. Joey as Chewbacca.

1. Chris as a velociraptor.

10. "Better"

9. "BrianWilly is Cool"

8. "The Next Level"

7. "Blacker and Bluer"

6. "JC"

5. "*NSYNCY"

4. "Buy This"

3. "No, We Really Don't Know How to Spell 'Odyssey'"

2. "JUSTIN"

1. "This Will Win Grammy. We're Sure."

10. Y2K(Yeah, something had better happen this Apocalypse, else I'm actually gonna be ticked...)

9. Reality TV. I refuse.

8. Chris Kattan trying to be Ricky Martin. Dear Mr. Kattan, you're funny as he** and all but when you don't look, sound, act, or come off with half the scariness of the real Ricky, maybe you shouldn't...?

7. "Backstreets Be Gone." Yeah, wanna get in line behind the certain murderous boy who has trouble competing for girls?

6. Roadmaster. Okay, you're even slightly interesting...how!?

5. Justin and Britney's slightly exaggerated nuptial plans(And the fact that people bought into it...).

4. Lance and Kathy Griffin. We refuse. No, don't even think about it, we refuse.

3. Lawsuits towards *NSYNC...I mean, Lou is old news, but Joey a father? Puppet merchandising scandal? Justin's temper-tantrums? Wtf?

2. "It's like, find your own identity." Not going off on Kevin one way or another, but they lost so many fans/supporters for this one comment that even I was alarmed for them.

1. People who said *NSYNC wasn't gonna last. Yeah, oops.

Honorable mention: Presidential elections. Yeah, way to go down in history, Florida.

10. Well...the world didn't blow up, I guess that's a good thing...

9. Formerly thought "offed" musicians making hardcore comebacks. I'm not just talking about the Syncy Dudes, either.

8. Gladiator.

7. Tuesday nights. Buffy, Angel, my VCR, and I...we're like this.

6. Negative Hollywood gossip/hype/tabloids/bruhaha seems to slow down, perhaps people aren't quite as superficial as before!

5. Somewhat healthy acceptances to *NSYNC's relationships, including Britney. Yeah, we have a long ways to go, but still.

4. JC writing music. Uh huh, oh yeah, you know you loved it.

3. Newfound awareness in the phenom of the younger generation, the pros and the cons, perhaps leading off to...

2. Total pop music domination. Pop appreciation skyrockets, definitely leading off to...

1. Onslaught of *NSYNCmania!!!; Unleashing of the No Strings Attached album/tour gets rave spotlights; Awards and records broken by *NSYNC goes off the scales; Nonstop growth of *NSYNC's fan base and appeal; Limitless number of *NSYNC appearances. Uh huh, oh yeah, you know you loved it.

10. The Blair Witch Project(I know, I know...)

9. Mango from SNL.

8. Nick Lachey's head.

7. The mom from 7th Heaven.

6. Kathy Griffin's head.

5. Jason Sharp.

4. Lance in the "U Drive Me Crazy" music vid.

3. Justin in the "Tearin' Up My Heart" music vid.

2. JC in any pre-NSA music vid.

1. SheBangs

*Honorable Mention: Aaron's Party

10. *NSYNC should have won more awards

9. Janet Jackson...wash your hair. Please.

8. They should have collaborated with Britney again(Alright, for God's sakes at least they wouldn't have let her strip down like that!).

7. NSYNC should have won more awards.

6. For once bring more teenyboppers!

5. Busta should've been there. I mean, Chris brought Danielle, didn't he? What's Chris and Danielle without Busta?

4. Justin should haved rapped with Eminem. Not that it'd be cool, mind you, but they needed a real man up there.

3. Christina needs to eat. May I suggest she have a date with Joey once in a while.

2. Whoever dressed JC should have been spanked live on TV.

1. They should have left all the voting up to us fans(In other words, *NSYNC should have won more awards, d**n you!)

10. Make a webpage and expect people to laugh at it.

9. Say anything in the least offensive about Justin. Um, by the way, be sure not to look at my pages, y'all...

8. Expect to get a concert ticket by eating a slug.

7. Watch VH1 and expect them to say anything substantial about the guys.

6. Make one of those signs. Shudder.

5. Make one of those videotapes of you dancing to *NSYNC songs and actually send it to the guys or MTV to play over national television.

4. Buy a loaf of bread for a zillion bucks.

3. Hate the Backstreet Boys.

2. Like the Backstreet Boys.

1. Be a guy.

10. Lance: "Sorry to disappoint, but did any of us ever say that we were virgins? Nooooo..."

9. Joey: "Of course I'd like to invite you to my hotel room tonight! Who do you think I am, JC!?"

8. Justin: "Please let it be known that I will personally hawk a loogie into the eye of the next person who compares me to Nick Carter."

7. Chris: "I'm not that short! Five-nine is not that short!"

6. JC: "@#$%^@!!!"

5. Joey: "Why doesn't anyone start rumors about me dating Britney? Aren't I supposed to be the pimp? Come on! I'm actually a lot sexier than Justin, actually."

4. Chris{When asked about the Backstreet Boys' animosity towards them}: "You know, I understand to a point; Howie D.'s probably just angry about the numerous times I stuffed him into his locker when we were kids. Or maybe it's that time when I beat him up and took his lunch money to buy video games. He'll get over it; Those were good times."

3. Justin: "Girl, you ate a slug to get a concert ticket!? Ewwww. Get outta 'ere. And also, tattooing ma face onto yo' thigh...it be very disturbin'."

2. Lance: "Oh, my God, it's true. None of you know my real name!"

1. JC: "We have a guy fan!? Wow, that must be very embarrassing for him. Well, dude, on behalf of *NSYNC, I must say that we feel very sorry for you and will soon be sending you an autographed album with never-before-heard tracks and free tickets to all our concerts for the rest of our careers. Stay cool, man, you'll pull through this."

10. HORNY WHITE GIRL

9. Halle Berry killed Darth Maul! That's so sad!

8. Now's your chance JC! Trip Justin! Trip Justin!

7. I think you're off key, Chris.

6. SEX!!!

5. I remember you! You're that werewolf I set on fire back in '94!

4. Lance, I am your father.

3. HORNY WHITE BOY

2. Weren't you that little cowboy on Star Search?

1. I stand by Lou Pearlman in all his genius and beauty. O-Town forever!

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