I've had it with people calling Joey fat or disgusting or stupid. So I will now show you why he is not a slobbering pig. Because that's right...even I can tell. Do you all realize how scary that is?
Consider this:

I will admit it, right here, right now. I have an extreme fetish for leather. Whenever I think of anyone, male or female, wearing leather, my mind just turns to thoughts of sex. Not necessarily with that person(At least I hope not!:)), but leather for me is da kinkiest substance ever. Now I have nothing against cows, and certainly I don't encourage the idea of slaughtering them for the sake of leather, I'm just saying, if you wanna make people think of sex, go with leather.

And consider this:

Lookit that. That's masculinity, right there. I hate to advertise sex, but if thoughts of shagging Joey makes you wanna buy *NSYNC albums, then hey, who am I to stop you.

Oh right, and because the other guys are cool too:

I like leather.
There you have it. Thank you for your time.





























































































"Hey waitaminute!"

Huh?

"That's not true!"

Uh...what? Um, sure it is. Everything I put here is my God-honest opinions. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? No wait, that's not what I meant...

"But you don't actually think Joey is sexy! You said so yourself on that other page!"

What...um , er, no, what you on, foo'? Where'd you see that? Of course I think Joey's sexy. Really. I'd never say something unless I really really meant it. Honest.

"Liar! You put this page up only to get more traffic on your site! You're exploiting Joey's sexiness!"

Um...I plead the fifth.

"You don't even like putting up pics! You hypocrite!"

You realize only I'm allowed to use that term.

"You're doing stuff only for the hype and the attention and exploiting Joey for your own profits! Oh my God, you're just like TransCon!"

Hey!

"BrianWilly's a TransCon lackey! BrianWilly's a TransCon lackey! Ooh, I'm gonna tell everyone, and no one will ever visit your site ever again!"

Shhh, be quiet!

"And you'll never ever have sex either!"

Alright, that does it!

"Huh, who are you people? Hey, get your animal prods away from me!" *Static static*







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