*NSYNC has appeared on two TV Guide covers so far, I believe. Both of them were those "collect-them-all" covers. The first one was the five guys of *NSYNC on different covers. The second one was the various artists from the VMAs 2000.

Now consider this:

Because I get my TV Guide in the mail, I have no control over which cover I get. I might as well have gotten the one with Metallica on the cover. Not that I dislike Metallica or anything, but compared to *NSYNC?

Those were the two covers I got(With my address blotted out...I don't trust you guys that much). The first is that of Joey, who I claim I like the best. Out of the five guys, Mr. Mailman decided to drop the cover with Joey off at my house. If that's not enough, out of the five musicians that could have arrived at my house a few months later, *NSYNC decided to grace my cover. I mean I could've gotten Sisqo. Sisqo! *Screams in painful rage* How can I sleep knowing that while I could've gotten *NSYNC I got Sisqo!

But alas, heaven hath shown me pity and blessed me thus. Is this a sign!? I swear it must be. God is telling me to follow *NSYNC for the rest of my life! Yes I shall. I shall. I have receiveth thy sign and now I shall.

"...Yeahsuredude."