It's Gonna Be Justin

Important READ!!!
I(BrianWilly)drew all these pictures manually and on Paint freakin' Shop Pro. This is a totally original piece of work. Take these pictures and post them on your websites, and I will be very very angry. I might even run crying to my mommy, though most likely not. This took me a long time; Oh, it was fun and all, but it was hard. Go ahead and link to this page if you want, though. I'm sorry that I had to put up an annoying and pointless disclaimer like this, as I do have faith in the cool *NSYNC fans of the world, but you know, stuff happens.
But now, relax, and enjoy!

A Day in the Life of Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake was a nice young man. One day, he got up and decided, "Why don't I go and get that new album from *NSYNC? I heard it was good."
And so, he got up and prepared to dress. But he didn't know what he should wear. Should he go for the baby blue fetish, or the ghetto superstar?
Justin ended up in the ghetto ghettup. Checkin' the mirror, he realized that he was indeed looking fly.
And thus, Justin Timberlake went off on his journey to obtain the new *NSYNC album.
Along the way, he ran into Christopher Kirkpatrick, who was out walking his dawg. "Yo, whatup Chris!" said Justin. "I'm going to get that new *NSYNC album, you wanna come along?"
"Can't," replied Christopher sadly. "Today I have to go and take Busta to the clinic to get more wrinkles into his skin. Apparently he's not as wrinkly cute as he used to be; That is unacceptable."
"True," said Justin, and went on his way.
Outside the local Wal-Mart, Justin ran into a girl he knew by the name of Britney.
"Yo, Britney," said Justin.
"Hi, Justin," Britney said, "What's-"
"AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" A nine-year-old girl suddenly shouted. "JUSTIN AND BRITNEY ARE SEEN TOGETHER WE HAVE TO KILL THEM!!!"

To the duo's dismay, everyone on the street suddenly turned to them with blood in their eyes. Before they knew it, Justin and Britney were being chased by a mob of fanatic preteens determined to whack them with their Hello Kitty merchandise.
"Oh no! What shall we do?"
"Halt!" A strong voice shouted. "In the name of cheese!"
All eyes turned to a figure flying down towards them. It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...
"Hooray!" shouted Justin and Britney.
Possessing the strength and intelligence of a hundred boyband members, Superjoey whipped out from behind his cape a picture of a fourteen-year-old Taylor Hanson.
"NOOOOOOOO...!" Screamed the teenyboppers. The supreme unmanliness of this Hanson bro drained the lifeforce from them and they collapsed to the floor, twitching.
"Thank you Superjoey!" said Justin and Britney.
"No probem! I actually wanted to do that a long time ago, actually," said Superjoey. Then, seeing Kim Smith off in the distance, he flew off, determined to impress her.
Britney then realized that she was late for an inteview with Carson Daly, so she had to leave, too.
Justin was a little lonely, then realized that he was close to the home of another friend, Shazay.
"Why don't I go and pay him a visit?" Justin thought. And he did.
Unfortunately, Shazay was still asleep when Justin got to his house.
"Hey, JC," said Justin.
"ZZZZZZ..."
"JC!"
"ZZZZZZ..."
"JC!!!"
"ZZZZZZ..." Then Shazay started to talk in his sleep. "Yes...I...know...Justin...not...sexy...as...me..."
Extremely(and rightly)annoyed, Justin decided to take revenge on Shazay. Tying him to a chair, Justin forced Shazay to watch the Backstreet Boys' video "The One" for an hour.

Satisfied, Justin left Shazay to there to think about the consequences of pissing off the crunkmaster.
Finally, Justin got to Sam Goody, but was surprised to find that all copies of the *NSYNC CD were sold out!
"Sorry, man," said the clerkdude, "*NSYNC is just so amazing cool and popular that all copies were sold out in the first hour."
Dejected, Justin was preparing to go home without an *NSYNC CD when suddenly, who should appear but his friend the Lanstenator!
"Hey, Justin!" said the Lanstenator in his deep southern drawl, "being as smart and rational and business-minded as I am, I foresaw this turn of events so I got two CDs beforehand!"

"Yea! Thanks, Lanstenator!"
When he got home, Justin listened to the new *NSYNC album 542987435932 times. Satisfied that it was rockin', he went to bed.
Shh...don't disturb Justin

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